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That is often what’s for dinner at my place.
here as well + mushrooms and baked beans.
My favorite restaurant is one the serves breakfast all day.
Wow! Thank you!
Takata airbag in some Chinese POS.
She wasn’t acting alone.
White broadcloth . . . RACISTS & MISOGYNISTS
She needs to eat a burger!
I know I do.
This happens to me every time I go to the club . . . in my dreams !!!
Club? Are you in your 20s? Or a mobster? I haven’t been to any strip club in roughly 30 years.
When I was in my early 20’s, I walked into what I thought was a strip club. Turned out that the Crab Shack was a restaurant. Terrible food. Hated it.
I ain’t a mobster, I am 60 years of age, single never married, kids ??? That being said, I haven’t been in a strip joint in around 30 years either. When my damned passport arrives, I’ll hit a few during my east Asian adventure.
Not sure if you’re still coming back from this weekend, but just in case; I’m Michelle Obama’s nuts and you might stumble onto another post where I announced my change plans. In any case, 62, married once and only once. If I had it to do again, no damn way. I had it pretty good at the time. Not meaning to be funny really, but no kids that I know of. If I did have any, that simply means that the women I dated broke up with me and didn’t tell me, but never asked for anything. I only had a small window where I wanted to have a little girl, not in the Sniffin Joe kind of way, I mean my own daughter. I’ve broken many of the Ten Commandments when I was agnostic, but after my stroke a few years ago, the coincidences were just too much and I asked God for forgiveness and became a Christian. Like many, I’m flawed and can only constantly ask for forgiveness for past sins. I don’t know how many married women I borrowed. A few. It all started when my girlfriend left me for some guy who didn’t obey the unwritten guy code and was hitting on her all the time while I was busy at work. She left me for him. It took a long time to get over it. But one day at a job, this woman whom I’d heard had been out on medical leave returned to work; her husband had been working there all along. He gave me all the ammo I needed to say I’ll take your discards. He blatantly embarrassed her constantly in front of all our coworkers. I felt bad for her. She had natural beauty that was hiding because they had a daughter and low-paying jobs. So I started giving her the exact opposite treatment from him. Let her know she was smart and pretty. Once we were dating for a bit, I started buying her better clothes and encouraged her to get a free makeover at the Lancome counter. Then hair. It was awfully hard to give her gifts because how was she going to explain them? But I managed a lot. All this before cell phones were common. How we managed all that we did together, trips around the country, all kinds of time together otherwise is astounding. Only one time did we nearly get busted. Our other coworkers instinctively knew we were dating. Eventually, she was so damn pretty, everyone else was hitting on her, and I guess her ego got the better of her and she let me sail on down the river. From there, a couple in Germany, both married, one separated, at least legally. I think they lived in the same house though. I’ve done a lot of things I’m not proud of, yet I can’t believe what I’ve achieved in all manner of things, in spite of myself. In the end, I married a woman who is a good Christian, which is probably not what I wanted. She certainly never looked anything like the women we post here on Fridays. But she undoubtedly has qualities they’d never have. I’ve tried to post a photo of one of my past girlfriends, but one I have in my photo file, I can’t figure out how to post it here, so I went back to the online source where I found it and tried and it didn’t work either. But she was a gorgeous woman of the type we post here. She had too many demons, but she was fun. If you don’t happen back by here, you’ll find out on Friday. Not about all of this, but that I changed my name which will change again on Friday.
Nudie bars: there may be a bigger waste of time and money, but i don’t know what that is. And yes, I’ve been to a few in my day.
I found; we won’t call it a trick because I don’t know what was in these women’s minds, but me and a friend who has since passed away, used to go into this one strip club and a couple of the girls used to come and sit with us in between their turn on stage. I think simply because we didn’t ogle or act impressed as if we’ve seen this so many times, it let them relax a bit; kind of a safe space. Yet we absolutely noticed. One time, one of the women asked my friend if he wanted a lap dance, and he disappeared for about 10 minutes. But otherwise, it was just casual like we were on a double date, with strippers.
After he gets his ass kicked good and proper, she’ll make sure he’s not inclined to look elsewhere again. Ask me how I’d know.
This was from Project Veritas. Apparently the back stamp on image never appeared.
I recognized it.
Boy, I wish that was my dinner, instead of the pretend food my doctor is making me eat. Pre-diabetes; gotta get the numbers down 20 points.
I wish you the best,and a dinner like this whenever you want it.. Doctors suck, sometimes..
HSF at work.
Is that a kosher label on the hindquarter?
We’re roasting a whole hog for a wedding tomorrow. 14 hour day.
The rabbi has to get his cut …
That’s what circumcisions are for.
Because jewish women always insist on a twenty percent discount.
Just did a 90 lb for my son’s graduation.
Woke up several times to refuel the roaster.. took 12 hours.
better than filet mignon, while it’s still cookin’…Love a good pig-pickin’…Carolina style….
Who is that in the background slung over a tree limb; Brutus/Bluto (depending on the episodes you saw)?
Boomerang arrow ?
….The Red Ryder Bow and Arrow set.
You’ll SHOOT your eye out kid.
There are soooo many of these highly entertaining videos on YouTube.
THAT’S gonna leave a mark…
But some folk (like millions) are dumber than wresting fans and haven’t caught on yet.
Jesus, that dude is dead.
….The second panel is just to make sure.
2nd panel didn’t hit him. First one was a flimsy lattice piece, not heavy enough to kill him.
The first panel saved him from the second panel. He lives.
Awning faced?
Nature’s own double-tap.
That weed had to have had Help, He would have trouble lifting a skirt
Looks like the store is nicely cool to keep the bread fresh too.
….I’m glad that was pointed out .
The bread looks good, but show me the buns!
Oh yes, Nature’s Own. my very favorite type, soft, fresh and full!
some more kneading is in order…
I’ve decided always is a good amount to let people be wrong.
A better lesson I learned was not to argue.
I gain nothing from it, and I lose time I will never get back.
Yum yum.
I like those peaches. The ones in that basket look pretty good, too.
YUMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY
These jackholes who call their animals, their “Fur Babies”… fucking pathetic.
“I rejected this entire lot because they are all printed with ‘w’.”
Hi, what’s your name? It’s Carmen, my two favorite things, whats yours? BJ Titsengolf
I seem to remember it differently.
It was …. less ethnic…
Is this similar to Mongolian hip-hop ?
I guess I don’t like that shit in any language.
Wilma lookin’ hot!
Legs for days.
Them’s some serious hangers! I’ll take em.
Beautiful naturals with some delectable underboob.
Nkit, is your wife on the mend? Just noticed the last couple of weeks, you’ve been adding a few photos like this again.
The short answer is no. She is incurable. Her oncologist hopes to lengthen her life 3-5 years.. Thank you for your concern, and any prayers. I want to take this time to apologize for getting feisty last week with the guy who doesn’t want to see any women on FF.. I was bit frustrated in general, and tired of people trying to censor us on a free speech site.
S’ok dude. I didn’t get what the whiner was all cranky about anyway. I’m female, happily married to a man, but I look at some of those pics and admire, as some women are built like works of art. If he doesn’t want to look at them, like I don’t sometimes, there’s this thing called “SCROLLING PAST”… I find a few, but very few, posts that either offend me or annoy me, but I just scroll on past. I don’t get why this is hard for some people.
We need even MOAR smart ladies here on TBP like you….Thank you ma,am..
Nkit, all us normals/Deplorables are very grateful for your efforts here!
Let us all understand and NEVER FORGET that mother nature/God made the females to be generally as attractive as possible for the purpose of being as attractive as possible for the single obvious reason.
If there is some male out there that does not understand that then perhaps he/they are deficient in some critical factor of being a male.
So to hell with them as they are mentally deficient and to be ignored.
VERY sorry about your wife good Sir!!
Thanks, ursel…You are a crowd fave both here and on SMC on TBP.. God bless you, my friend.
nkit, and everyone else:
I know you dgaf, but some of us don’t want to see soft-core porn. This is Friday Fail. Certain women are beautiful, but why don’t you get Admin to set up another posting for the chicks?
I am a person who does not wish to have his hormones continuously engaged, nor do I desire a porn addiction. And I certainly do not want to have to look at a woman with jizz on her face, as has been posted here in the past.
Our society has fallen into the deviancy of gay perversion and transgenderism via straight porn. Straight porn is common because there are no boundaries for taste and discretion anymore.
Marriages, dating, and relations between men and women have been strained to the breaking point by the sexual objectification of women. Continuing down this path will result in the destruction of civilization and the return of female oppression when society recovers.
Free speech is ok, to an extent. But this post is Friday Fail. I should be able to enjoy some humor without being constantly bombarded by temptations.
These girly pics are “off-topic” and you should understand that is bad netiquette in forums.
I guarantee if you got yourself a regular post for hot women, I would not bother to go there, and all the people who object to the sexual hijacking of Friday Fail would leave you alone.
You want people to respect your “free speech” but you will not respect their wishes not to be subjected to off-topic intrusions in what was once a good touch of weekly humor.
Your pushing of scantily clad women down our throats is no different than the gays with their faggotry and degenerate parades. They have no more right to infect St. Patrick’s Day, 4th of July, or Christmas parades with their deviancy than you do by continuously posting pics from your fap file on Friday Fail.
Respect should be mutual.
Nobody’s ‘forcing scantily clad women down our throats’. And posting pics of beautiful women is most assuredly NOT the same as some degenerate fags parading down the street. If you don’t like the pics, simply scroll past them.
Besides, some of us old guys need to be reminded what we are now missing out on.
“Free speech is ok, to an extent.” ‘Fess up, are you really Merrick Garland?
Personally, I don’t mind a few photos. That’s not the issue- it’s the sheer volume of them. Sometimes I wish Fappy Joe McAllister would go fap himself right of the Fapahatchie bridge.
I’m gonna stop at one point and may possibly just ignore the rest. Free speech is unlimited with the lone exception, which by the way wasn’t in the Constitution or the Bill of Rights and that being you don’t yell fire in a crowded theater. Unless of course, there’s a fire in a crowded theater. It’s kind of simple in my opinion; by now you’ve surely learned that women are going to be featured and ruin your ideal of a Friday Fails day, so why not just go fishing or something? Why come here to be irked at those who have obviously ruined it for you? Just sayin’.
None of those downvotes are me, but
“Marriages, dating, and relations between men and women have been strained to the breaking point by the sexual objectification of women.” Oddly enough, you know who is the primary purveyor of objectifying women. Um, women who love to get paid and become well known. I’m not apologizing for posting women, as I and others have suggested, take Friday off or learn to scroll on by.
It’s not soft core porn.. Do you get “triggered” when you go to the beach?
Not dissing you, but what I post here is nothing like faggotry parades..Take a hike, Stucky. Time for your nightly FAP, Mr. MacMurphy??? Get lost you mentally ill POS..
My sympathy, sir, and my prayers. My wife is end stage renal failure, dialysis good for 3-5 years, not a candidate for transplant. God always has his reasons, whether we understand them or not. As I see it, it’s our job not to lose hope in their presence so they do not despair either. Stay strong.
As for the whiners, piss on’em.
My wife and I shall pray for you and your wife, Sir.. May God bless you two…and you are right, in my opinion, as you see it.. thanks for the encouragement.
I think we all know who it is. Why is my question? But you don’t need to apologize to me and I’m sorry to hear that. Make the most of your time.
Unwrapping the goods is always great
Saw a comic where a dwarf in a trench coat was standing in front of Snow White and flashing her. She said, “And you must be Sleazy!”
That is highly illogical, Captain. Toilet paper doesn’t try to bite your testicles.
They’re great at scraping off those klingons.