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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:29 pm

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SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  nkit
August 4, 2023 8:44 pm

A co-worker and I have done something similar. We were on max height on a lift, and he couldn’t reach the light fixture by a finger length. I held onto him by the back of his pants by the belt while he leaned over the safety rail. OSHA would have had a fit.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:29 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:40 pm

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SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  nkit
August 4, 2023 8:46 pm

No tits OR brains. I hope she’s at least good looking.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 5, 2023 4:29 pm

Son: Yeah,…. but,…. dad,…. look at her.
Dad: In 10 years you’ll know why.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:30 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
August 5, 2023 1:17 am

Some fireman’s in for a tough go of it …

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:31 pm

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:04 pm

Here’s Johnny!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:43 pm

….Along comes a spider and it becomes a bloody mess.

nkit
nkit
  Anonymous
August 4, 2023 10:49 pm

Ghost….the movie…

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:31 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:31 pm

So … in this contest … will the guy above succeed in cutting through his part of the tree quickly enough to have it fall on the guy below, and then being able to get to safety … or will the guy below drop the guy above to the ground first?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
August 4, 2023 4:02 pm

Don’t you feel sorry for countries that didn’t have Saturday morning cartoons?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:45 pm

….But they’re wearing green shirts so they know what they’re doing.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:31 pm

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SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  nkit
August 4, 2023 8:47 pm

Just no.

nkit
nkit
  SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
August 4, 2023 10:50 pm

No, not no, but Hell no….

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:32 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 4, 2023 4:04 pm

You know he’s gonna let go, right dude?

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  nkit
August 4, 2023 8:49 pm

LOL…we’ve done that at my house. Neighbor and I were hanging onto my hubs from the ground on the other side of the house, who was roped to his safety harness. Ya do what ya gotta do to fix shit sometimes.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:33 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:34 pm

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Archaeopteryx Phoenix
Archaeopteryx Phoenix
  nkit
August 4, 2023 2:43 pm

Damn Straight.

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Archaeopteryx Phoenix
August 4, 2023 3:06 pm

Parallel society

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 6:30 pm

What … with its own parallel infrastructure and companies and universities?

The lessons of South Africa are staring US in the face … and, just like ‘1984’, are a warning for those paying attention.

bunky
bunky
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 5, 2023 1:35 pm

Oh Yeah,
It takes a while, but it is inevitable.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Archaeopteryx Phoenix
August 4, 2023 5:06 pm

Admin should put this one on top of the homepage:

WHY IS THE WEST SO WEAK (AND RUSSIA SO STRONG)? THE ROLE OF HUMAN CAPITAL AND WESTERN EDUCATION

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Archaeopteryx Phoenix
August 6, 2023 9:12 am

See current S Africa if you have any doubts.

Archaeopteryx Phoenix
Archaeopteryx Phoenix
  nkit
August 4, 2023 2:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:35 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:01 pm

In 2020 many of them moved to San Francisco where they continue to defecate everywhere and harass the townsfolk. Now they have teamed up with the politicians.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:39 pm

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Roman Abt, engineer developed the Abt Cog System in Germany in 1885.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:05 pm

A white dude, no doubt.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:40 pm

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The Schynige Platte Railway or Schynige Platte Bahn is another cog railway in Switzerland near Interlaken

TonyBaloney
TonyBaloney
  nkit
August 5, 2023 2:38 pm

Pikes Peak!

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:41 pm

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Invented by Emil Strub, 1896. Riggenbach Cog System

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:45 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:42 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 3:43 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 3:45 pm

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SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 9:00 pm

I know that look…that’s the “I’m about to do something really sneaky”.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Colorado Artist
August 6, 2023 9:14 am

Side eye. MY GSD Crockett was a master.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 3:44 pm

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SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 8:59 pm

OMG, I have got to get some of those. That’s hysterical!

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 8:58 pm

My Doxies can’t even sit still for that long, much less put up with somebody stacking food on their head.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:53 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 5:11 pm

Yes, that along with Rhinoitis complicating Elephantiasis !!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Texas Khaan
August 4, 2023 6:31 pm

And the necrotizing fauciitis.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:54 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 4, 2023 6:31 pm

This!

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 2:54 pm

I’m still giggling. A Chik fil A commercial was just on and while you don’t see the person speaking, you can tell they’re black. He said “I miss my grandma’s biscuit, it’s always buttery. Stay away from granny’s biscuit you pervert.

fujigm
fujigm
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 7:10 pm

What’s lost on you is that he was too stupid to have grandma teach him how to cook.
Now all those delicious meals GIVEN to him are just a memory.
And he’s still too stupid to feed himself, so he’s at Chik fil A…

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  fujigm
August 5, 2023 6:51 am

Cooked by white people.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 2:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 3:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 3:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 3:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 3:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 3:05 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
August 4, 2023 3:37 pm

As some bright person said … the 2d mouse gets the free cheese …

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 3:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 3:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 3:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 3:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 3:11 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 5:23 pm

She is number ONE on my list today.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
August 5, 2023 6:54 am

WINNER!

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
August 5, 2023 11:28 pm

Lovely Asian faces…..

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 3:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 3:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
August 4, 2023 10:56 pm

perfection….

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 3:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 3:14 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 5:25 pm

That over the shoulder look is so very attractive.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 3:18 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:36 pm

Nkit picked several Asian beauties out for us, so did I, enjoy !!!
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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  Texas Khaan
August 5, 2023 6:55 am

DAmn tig old bitties

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:37 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:37 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:38 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:40 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:40 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:43 pm

Busted by Busty, OK ?
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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:43 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:43 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:44 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:45 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 7:47 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 8:00 pm

Someone last week wanted to see some Mongolian ladies dressed in traditional garb. Here are six of ’em singing folk songs.

Tree Mike
Tree Mike
  Texas Khaan
August 5, 2023 11:02 pm

That was awesome!

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 3:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 3:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 3:22 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 4, 2023 3:23 pm
YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
August 4, 2023 4:30 pm

Hahahahahahahahaha

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  USA Cowboy
August 4, 2023 9:10 pm

“Only in Russia” he says. He’s obviously never been to FF at TBP. So far this week, there’s 13 some pages of even stupider shit. In America. Pfft…last week, wasn’t it about 16 pages? Stupid sure as hell isn’t confined to one country. Well, 16 pages minus a bunch of cars, scenery, memes, and tits.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
August 4, 2023 11:08 pm

You obviously don’t recognize my name, such a shame. Post to entertain

nkit
nkit
  SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
August 5, 2023 2:50 am

But you love it..Dontch’a just love it??? chick a boom chick a boom…