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Bob P
Bob P
August 4, 2023 7:57 am

I don’t care.

For two reasons. First, I’m jaded; worn out by the endless outrages perpetrated against the people by the deep state without punishment and by egregious crimes being ignored by the so-called justice system and by the media. Thus, they manufacture charges against Trump based on nothing or, at best, trivialities, and disregard the major crimes of the senile pedo nominally in charge. They create yet another war with millions dead, injured, or displaced, with no comeuppance. They create a pandemic and impose poisonous “cures” on us, with no blowback. One can only remain livid at the sheer injustice of it all for so long until the best defense becomes, “I don’t care.”

Maybe I don’t care about that—or anything else—because of the second reason for my apathy. I’ve been laid low by a shitty little tick depositing a load of Lyme Disease into my body. Now, whether Lyme has been around for thousands of years or was a product of the US bio-warfare industry I can’t say for sure, but, after what the bastards in charge have done to us in the last few years, I’d be shocked if it weren’t the latter. In that case, I’d sue the US government for everything it was worth, but, in the one-in-a-billion chance I won, I’d owe somewhere in the neighbourhood of two-hundred trillion bucks. I haven’t checked my bank account lately, but I’m pretty sure I don’t have that much.

The disease itself isn’t that horrible, but there’s an entire menu of symptoms that beset you over many weeks.

“Hello, I’m your waitress, and my name is Lyme. I should mention you don’t have a choice, but we do have an extensive menu with five courses. We start you off with general lassitude, a minor but constant headache, chills, sweating, and loss of appetite. Oh, and your taste buds are re-jigged so that you’d swear we substituted a quarter pound of salt for the beef burger on our prime beef hamburger. Once you’re finished that we present ongoing fatigue and muscle aches that make it hard to sleep. The third course features painless but unsightly red blotches all over your body that make you look like a naked circus clown. They fade away after about two weeks leaving you feeling listless and blah. And finally, left untreated, we start to play havoc with junk inside you like your heart. Enjoy.”

She sure as shit ain’t getting no tip.

The waitress omitted the overwhelming feeling of apathy, but who cares, right? I swear, if my wife screamed at me, “The house is on fire. Run!” I’d answer, “No thanks. Maybe next time. You go. I’m having a nap.”

I’ll stick around for a while and make a few comments till I crap out. Made it to page 9 last week. FF is getting so long nowadays, you know? I wonder how many readers, especially the new ones, get beyond a page or two. Not much point to posting so many pictures and gifs extending upwards of 20 pages if most people don’t get beyond a few pages and most commenters have neither the time nor the patience to make it halfway. A little unfair to the people who take the time and effort to find worthy additions to FF but don’t have the opportunity till after work, and their contributions are relegated to page 17, which 14 people get to. But I dare not suggest scaling back. The people who suggested cutting back on pictures of scantily-clad women were mercilessly skewered, which probably chased them away for good. I wondered why we would want to alienate people like that, but, who cares, right? If you do, give me a thumb down for saying what I think. Give me hell in the comments: “I can post a million pictures of whatever I want, so shut the hell up!” “FF too long for you, old man? Then piss off after page 10 and have a long nap.” Blah, blah, blah. Whatever.

I don’t care.

Archie Phoenix
Archie Phoenix
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 8:06 am

I’m sorry to hear you have Lyme, Bob. I hope you get better soon. You’re a staple of comedy here and we can’t have you out of commission.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Archie Phoenix
August 4, 2023 1:05 pm

Lyme is without question a man-made bio weapon.
Look where it first arose, and research from there.
Get well soon. My young son had it years ago and recovered quickly.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 2:21 pm

It’s all in the book, “Lab 257”. The Army brought a German Scientist over with Operation Paperclip to work on Tick borne bioweapons, on Plum Island, off the tip of Long Island, just 7miles by ferry from Lyme, CT. What could go wrong? Also explains West Nile, Norwalk, and some others. Short book… worth reading.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
August 4, 2023 2:34 pm

If you are looking for a Lyme -literate doc, you could contact Dr. Werner Vosloo, N.D. in St. George, UT. He has a pretty large practice treating Lyme. Naturopaths can offer modalities that are out of reach to standard M.D.’s.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
August 4, 2023 4:31 pm

A lot of ticks in Utah?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
August 4, 2023 6:37 pm

The NSA’s main data center is there. Listening and
monitoring everything. Why not a Bioweapon center too.
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DanTX
DanTX
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 3:19 pm

I worked for a crew that installed automated vehicle barrier systems at the entrances to that building’s parking lots. It is next to impossible to get clearance even to be on the property. The windows change tinting based on the sunlight or darkness, you can never see in it. They have a system on the perimeter fence that alerts them to the exact location where someone is trying to climb it. They will be met by multiple men with large rifles.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
August 5, 2023 10:42 pm

We have a lot near Portland, OR, especially in the Columbia River Gorge, a popular hiking area nearby.
Not sure about Utah. Dr. V. left his practice here and moved to St. George, UT to be in a dryer climate for his respiratory health. I hear he consults with patients on a remote basis. If you google up a Lyme disease distribution map, it will be dark-black around the CT, NY area, gradually becoming lighter as you move away from there.

Coming soon: Bill’s Mosquitoes .
If you want to be ready for a possible Malaria outbreak, you can get Methylene Blue at tropical fish stores. The Marines in the South Pacific used to use it. A few drops and you’re getting better. Makes you’re eyes turn blue for a few days.
Works by donating electrons.

Also, a quicker malarial treatment is MMS, aka Chlorine Dioxide. It works by flooding the blood system with oxygen, killing any invaders. It takes about 5 hours to kill malaria. It may make a person nauseous for a bit, but it’s worth it.
Jim Humble discovered this and put it in his book, MMS Health Recovery Handbook. Cures LOTS of bad diseases. I keep some around.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 8:18 am

Hang in there, Bob. You are totally important to FF. I understand if you aren’t feeling it today, so do what you need to do. But at least bookmark this so you might come back when you feel better.

Student of History
Student of History
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 8:23 am

Oh Man…
Feel for ya, Bob.
Can’t offer much more than prayers and hope you overcome.

As to the amount of pix on this site every Fri…
. . . the more the merrier IMO.

I don’t get through them all until sometime Saturday (being I’m in Europe).
But, the joy, laughs, groans and more they provide are worth nearly every minute spent on FF’s pages.

Brewer55
Brewer55
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 8:24 am

I have a friend with Lyme’s disease. She swears that colloidal silver was the only thing that helped her.
I hope you get some relief, Bob P.

ursel doran
ursel doran
  Brewer55
August 4, 2023 8:46 am

YUP!! Get the four-ounce bottle of colloidal silver with the mega-strong 250 ppm from Amazon!!! They have a large selection of choices!
Gargle with it and then spray some into the throat while inhaling to get it into the lungs if you have a cold, or pneumonia!
Important to understand the mechanism of how it kills bugs or viruses on contact.
When the unsupported single-cell bugs take up a single cell of the heavy molecule of Silver it can no longer take up oxygen and dies immediately.

Brewer55
Brewer55
  ursel doran
August 4, 2023 2:45 pm

I can make my own but, not at that PPM level. I’d like to know how they do it.

James the Deplorable Wanderer
James the Deplorable Wanderer
  Brewer55
August 4, 2023 8:32 pm

With two nine-volt batteries? Time spend ionizing is the answer, the longer it fizzes the stronger it gets. However, you don’t want to take the hard stuff too long, you’ll turn blue. 15 – 20 ppm should kill anything not wearing armor.

Steve Z.
Steve Z.
  Brewer55
August 7, 2023 8:33 am

Brewer you probably(certainty) are making ionic silver NOT colloidal.
See mesosilver.com. for a great explanation.

James below,
you can’t make colloidal silver with a 9 V battery. It’s ionic NOT colloidal.

Brewer55
Brewer55
  Steve Z.
August 7, 2023 8:38 am

Thank you, Steve. I learn something new every day. I’ll check out that site.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 8:43 am

Frik’n whiner waa waa waa…. who cares…

Actually my baby sis had lyme and yeah, unpleasant. whiner 🙂

Tough slog’n but you’ll get thru, just the obstinance alone will carry you thru the day.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 8:44 am

My husband had Lyme disease last year. Never noticed a tick, but developed the circular rash all over the body.

I don’t like taking antibiotics if not absolutely necessary, but I think this is a case of when to take them. Husband had terrible shaking chills the first day on the antibiotics, probably when all of the Borrelia died, and then the rash and the malaise resolved in a day or 2 without further issues.

Scot
Scot
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 9:44 am

Antibiotics as soon as possible and in very large doses. Maine is also infested with tics and Lyme now. When I was a kid we could play outside all day and never had to worry about ticks.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Scot
August 4, 2023 9:53 am

DOXYCYCLINE for a month. Before it permanently embeds in heart and joints

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 11:33 am

Being retired, I get to view FF multiple times every Friday … just like I do TBP and most other worthwhile sites I visit.

As for your Lyme issue … like many other medical issues, Traditional Chinese Medicine and/or acupuncture can offer meaningful help with the pain, etc. Having experienced this healing modality for well over a decade for various conditions, I can heartily recommend it …

Be well …

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  Anthony Aaron
August 5, 2023 7:48 am

Try Powerline Blog The Week In Pictures on Saturdays. The commenters can be as entertaining as the pictures.

Dano S.
Dano S.
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 1:16 pm

I went through Lyme Disease a few years back. Try this protocol. It works with a high degree of success.

3 Step Lyme Disease Protocol

Jax Bungee
Jax Bungee
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 1:18 pm

I’d always thought the lyme should accompany a corona. . .

What The Heck?
What The Heck?
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 5:05 pm

I like to go all the way….

nkit
nkit
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 5:23 pm

Sorry to hear about the condition your condition is in, Bob. Get well soon. You are missed greatly when you are away. Take care and come back to FF, friend.

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  nkit
August 5, 2023 7:49 am

Just dropped in to see?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 5:46 pm

This might help Bob.

Oldest Dude here
Oldest Dude here
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 6:54 pm

The more pages, the better. And I care a lot about pictures of nekkid scrumpadelics.

I’ll give waitress Lyme a tip if your wife hollers “My pussy is on fire!” and you call me and take a nap.

FrancisMichael
FrancisMichael
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 9:32 pm

Sound a bit dejected Bob, as my brother says, “smile and keep on”. We all know the world is heading for the crapper. When is the time to REALLY stand up and fight back?

Hammie
Hammie
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 11:18 pm

I read every single page (last week it took me three days – but I still read ’em all).

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  Bob P
August 5, 2023 7:41 am
Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
August 5, 2023 4:10 pm

I had Lyme back when it first manifest itself, in the 90’s. It was ugly and unpleasant, but I had a smart doc who spotted it fast and got me on a broad spectrum antibiotic that kicked its ass in about 10 days, so it was not as bad as it could get for some. Current doc thinks my arthritis harkens back to it, but who can tell? At 73, lots of people have arthritis. A good antibiotic, lots of C and D should get you back to normal sooner than later. And yeah, I think Lyme was a test run for Covid.

Stay strong, Bob.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
August 5, 2023 7:04 pm

My secretary’s husband came down with Lyme about 10 years ago. Was so sick he was preparing to retire, until he heard about colloidal silver. Changed his life. He retired last summer in his 70s.

Deimos
Deimos
  Bob P
August 5, 2023 8:42 pm

If caught early ivermectin has shown great promise against Lyme, also acne (rub a small amount of the injectible on face and consume some internally) , and being stung by insects.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 7:57 am

507

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Rise Up
Rise Up
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 9:37 am

Nice beemer!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 11:18 am

So they did make nice looking BMWs once. Who knew?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 11:36 am

Beautiful old BMW … gargle.com says it’s a BMW 507 from the late-’50s.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Anthony Aaron
August 4, 2023 11:43 am

Yep

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anthony Aaron
August 4, 2023 1:08 pm

Saved up summer job money for an old model 2002.
Back in the 70’s.
Loved that POS crate for the chick magnet factor.
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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 4:24 pm

I’ve owned 3 BMWs. An E21, a E28 and finally an E30 cabriolet that my dad left to me. Would never be able to afford a 507, short of winning one of the big lotteries when it’s above 1 billion.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 6:40 pm

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 7:14 pm

Or that one.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 7:57 am

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 7:58 am

I had this one

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Hammie
Hammie
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 5, 2023 12:22 am

My Uncle has one of those in lime (not Lyme) green

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Hammie
August 5, 2023 6:46 am

Years before I had mine, I worked with a guy whose dad rebuilt one for him in lime green. It looked nice.

DanTX
DanTX
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 5, 2023 3:26 pm

73 Mach 1. My first car. Mine was black and beat to shit, but still loved it. Wish I still had it.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 7:58 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 9:54 am

also known as a congress

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 11:37 am

… or even individually …

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anthony Aaron
August 4, 2023 1:10 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 1:11 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 1:11 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 1:14 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 1:15 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 1:15 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 1:17 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 1:20 pm

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 4:27 pm

and even if enough politicians are bought and paid to change it, God won’t so have at it, you criminally insane idiots.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 6:41 pm

“Natural Rights” come from God.
The 2nd just reminds the government of that fact.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Colorado Artist
August 6, 2023 9:49 am
Hammie
Hammie
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 12:23 am

Are gun pictures suddenly censored on here?

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Hammie
August 5, 2023 6:48 am

I wouldn’t think so. Let’s see.

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 7:59 am
Anonymous
Anonymous
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:34 am

Well, at least THESE are behind a PORN FILTER.
Whose Balls are you naming yourself after next week??
Why don’t you take your walker back to the closet and just GO AWAY

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Anonymous
August 4, 2023 8:42 am

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Anonymous
August 4, 2023 8:45 am

FYI, you’re not anonymous.

Thunder
Thunder
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:37 pm

Annoyingmouse

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Anonymous
August 4, 2023 10:03 am

It won’t be yours obviously, because unlike Michelle and the other men on here, you need to have some.

Lucretius
Lucretius
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 12:26 pm

Michelle, I think you’ve found the Karen that doesn’t care for the ‘soft pron’, well done Sir!

Peace, L.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Lucretius
August 4, 2023 4:18 pm

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Lucretius
August 4, 2023 4:28 pm

I have a very good idea exactly who it is. I didn’t realize they were such a pussy.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 6:42 pm

We all know who it is.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 7:59 am
Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 5, 2023 4:22 pm

I hurt just watching that….

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Retirednottired
August 6, 2023 5:54 pm

Hurt me behind my zipper. That’s about it.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:00 am
Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:01 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:25 am

I pity the folks in the room below if they look up.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:48 am

LOL, I have seen this and worse when I was living in Malta.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  anon a moos
August 4, 2023 8:57 am

I’ve seen way worse as far as what we’ll call looking up. Doing my previous, previous job, the one before my final one, and retiring, I was driving along and drove past this house and an elderly woman simply lifted her gown, dropped her granny panties right in the front yard in broad daylight, and let the beer flow. Now that was scary. I’d like to add more detail of what I was doing, but won’t.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 9:52 am

oh… aaaahhh I was thinking of the person standing on a ledge a few stories off the ground wiping windows and not the other thing. You and Bob win, you’ll have to share the prize and admin will mail it out today.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 4:31 pm

I wish I could elaborate, but since Stucky had us all identify our backgrounds a couple months back, I prefer to just be Big Mike’s nuts. Well, you know what I mean. No one would want that.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:09 pm

Always good to clean your windows before the fall.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:01 am
Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:03 am
Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:05 am
Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 5, 2023 4:25 pm

Some very pleasant ladies, MO.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:05 am
Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:05 am
Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:06 am

Okay, so no George Jones, whatever.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:06 am
Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:07 am

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Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 7:35 pm

Jean Harlow

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Red Greenback
August 4, 2023 11:39 pm

Yep

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 5, 2023 7:52 pm

Howard Hughes threw some big bucks at that.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:07 am

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Student of History
Student of History
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:37 am

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Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  Student of History
August 5, 2023 8:10 am

I was lucky, mine chose me.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 9:29 am

Somethings missing…actually, 2 things.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Rise Up
August 4, 2023 4:32 pm

Such as? C or D cups? I’m good with her as is.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Rise Up
August 4, 2023 7:04 pm

Yeah, her 18th birthday.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 6:43 pm

Too doughy, and no tits….

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Wanna Hocka Lugie
August 4, 2023 7:18 pm

It’s okay to be picky. I am too, but she’s fine in the chest for me. As to legal age; once you get my age it’s a lot harder to judge people’s age.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:08 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:13 am

Fridays happiest moment – for me these days – is when I see Friday Fail has posted.

Let the WEEKEND’S MADNESS & JOY BEGIN!!!

PSBindy
PSBindy
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:20 am

Wha happened to The Good Old Days yesterday?

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  PSBindy
August 4, 2023 9:49 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 1:24 pm

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:13 am

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:18 am

Nice

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:19 am

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 5, 2023 4:30 pm

Very nice classic. I saw an ad for the moronic Barbie movie, with one of these in it, and somehow, it had grown A BACK SEAT!!
They should have been shot for that alone….

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:19 am

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 5, 2023 4:30 pm

Ford GT, mid 60’s?

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Retirednottired
August 6, 2023 5:57 pm

Hard to tell. Could be a theme painted newer one and looking at the roof and headlights I’ll go with newer.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:20 am

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Rise Up
Rise Up
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 9:40 am

Corvette E-ray (front electric motor, rear 6.2L engine. 650 total HP.

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 7:20 pm

I just now realized this is the Porsche museum in Stuttgart. I’ve been in there.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:20 am

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 5, 2023 4:32 pm

There’s something about a hot woman in glasses.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:22 am

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:23 am

That’ll be a romantic dinner, followed by?

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Bob P
Bob P
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:28 am

A huge wave that washes them out to sea?

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 9:00 am

Dunno, I wasn’t there. Maybe a Landshark comes along?

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 5, 2023 4:34 am

High tide.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:23 am

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anon a moos
anon a moos
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:51 am

Theres a fella with a classic blue/white strip Shelby here but I like this one better, very nice

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  anon a moos
August 4, 2023 9:00 am

I’d prefer blue/white or white/blue. I didn’t have a choice in the menu where I got this.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 6:44 pm

I like that metallic copper, man.
‘Taint stock, but it is eye catching.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 7:21 pm

Probably a kit anyway.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 10:30 pm

If so, not a cheap one.

DanTX
DanTX
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 5, 2023 4:16 pm

Blue/White is the best. Love those cars.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 5, 2023 4:33 pm

Interesting paint.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:26 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 6:45 pm

A ten million dollar view….Literally.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 6:53 am

Let me get my crypto account set up, and I’ll sell it to ya.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:27 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 1:26 pm

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DanTX
DanTX
  Student of History
August 5, 2023 4:17 pm

The owner is not dead.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  DanTX
August 6, 2023 5:59 pm

We’ll fix that, too.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:27 am

That spot looks familiar. Pretty sure I’ve been right about there.

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anon a moos
anon a moos
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:53 am

Kinda reminds me of my Divemaster days…

DanTX
DanTX
  anon a moos
August 5, 2023 4:19 pm

Reminds me of my high school girlfriend.

Chuck
Chuck
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 1:43 pm

Cabo san Lucas?

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Chuck
August 4, 2023 4:36 pm

Pretty sure. If so, I was within a few feet of this spot.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 6:48 pm

Cabo. Without question. “The Arch Of Cabo San Lucas.”

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 9:17 pm

Land’s End – went there in ’94.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Jackie Puppet
August 5, 2023 6:54 am

1991

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:28 am

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RW
RW
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 3:02 pm

I’ve had black guys admit that getting with a stupid white woman to get her pregnant and ruin her life is for “revenge” on the white race. They know that once she’s gone black, she can’t come back plus whitey winds up raising (feeding, clothing, sheltering and educating) their demon spawn. It also humiliates the parents of the stupid white girl as they’re stuck with a black grandchild. The only blessing is that the black guys desert the stupid white girls- otherwise, the poor parents might see their family reunions looking like a casting call for a Tarzan movie.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  RW
August 4, 2023 4:38 pm

I personally don’t know any white man who would date a white woman who dated a black guy even if she didn’t have a mud puppy. If they knew it, she was unwanted.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 6:46 pm

Nope… Look at Carmen Electra… She got the Worms, worm… she’s damaged goods, don’t care who she is, her vajaja has been desecrated.

DanTX
DanTX
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 5, 2023 4:24 pm

If it weren’t for fat white girls, black guys wouldn’t be with white girls. I had 2 neighbors once that were exactly that. Great people and we were friends. But hell no to ever being with one of those fat white girls.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:32 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 6:50 pm

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DanTX
DanTX
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 4:26 pm

Good movie, I just can’t stand to look at that dumbass libtard. Gary is a great guy.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  DanTX
August 6, 2023 6:02 pm

Finally donated to his organization this year. Happy to do it. Talking about someone who put their money and being into their actions. Sinise is the man.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:33 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 11:23 am

There are girls getting their breasts removed who honestly think they will grow back if they change their mind. Government schooling.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 4:40 pm

Is this female even likely 15 years old?

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:34 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:54 am

Alright then, let’s get the hell out of this universe.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 11:24 am
DanTX
DanTX
  MrLiberty
August 5, 2023 4:29 pm

Start with the District of Columbia.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:34 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 11:25 am

Not sorry I hit you with my car.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 4:40 pm

At least that pad doesn’t have blood stains.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:35 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:35 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:57 am

All I ever get in my lint screen is lint.

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:57 am

The only thing I can think of is to run the dryer to see if she shrinks.

Bob P
Bob P
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 8:58 am

The only thing I can think of is to lower the panties and go from there.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:02 am

You beat me to this one.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:36 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 11:26 am

Enhancing curve, not faking curve. The earth is round.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  MrLiberty
August 4, 2023 11:51 am

Sssh, not everyone on here believes that. You’ll start another idiotic fight.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 1:33 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 2:32 pm

To what address do I send a case of beer to the ‘chute packer?

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:36 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:39 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:00 am

In my defense, Chloe was delicious.

fujigm
fujigm
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 12:10 pm

Thanks, Chloe.
I love the personal touch.

kilgore trout
kilgore trout
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 5:18 pm

vegetarians taste great if you cook them right.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:16 pm

Don’t let Chloe’s death be for nothing!

DanTX
DanTX
  Student of History
August 5, 2023 4:36 pm

Since cows eat grass, I only eat plant based meats. I do have to say cows are funny. My neighbor has about 100 cows in the pasture on the other side of my back yard. My girl goes out and talks to them anytime they are on the fence line. She draws in quite the crowd!

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:40 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 1:36 pm

I always wondered why the media calls bums “Homeless”.

Why not “Soapless” “Toothless” or “Shiftless”.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:41 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:04 am

A massive world-wide depression should end it. When people are scrounging for food and someone scolds them for not using the correct pronoun that someone will be lucky to crawl away barely alive.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 11:28 am

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  MrLiberty
August 4, 2023 10:18 pm

Each Saturday at noon on the courthouse lawn, would not take very long for the message to take hold.

DanTX
DanTX
  Texas Khaan
August 5, 2023 4:41 pm

Needs to be daily or it will take forever to get them all taken care of.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:41 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:04 am

Now they will commence eating her.

DanTX
DanTX
  Student of History
August 5, 2023 4:43 pm

When I was a kid, I had a cat that brought in a Garter snake and dropped it right in my bed while I was sleeping. He was quite proud of himself. I had to change my underwear.

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:42 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:42 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
August 4, 2023 9:07 am

That’s the problem, darling. With you out of commission, fucking myself is my only option.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
August 4, 2023 12:13 pm

Your only option so far

Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:43 am

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Student of History
Student of History
August 4, 2023 8:43 am

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