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nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 4:16 pm

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  nkit
August 4, 2023 5:21 pm

I’d let her tell me a bedtime story.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 5:42 pm

She would be my bedtime story. 😉

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
August 5, 2023 7:12 am

Love to bury my nose in THAT book…

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
August 5, 2023 11:08 pm

What a beauty…..

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 4:17 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 5, 2023 7:08 am

I hope she broke her arm beating the ever-loving hell out of some libtard shithead.

nkit
nkit
August 4, 2023 4:21 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 4, 2023 8:06 pm

I, The Great Khaan, decree that all of FF give thanks to nkit . . . or else !!!

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 5:08 pm

Starting tomorrow morning, I start accumulating next week’s contributions. Life in retirement still has its rewarding work.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 8:07 pm

And thanks to M. O. nuts too !!!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 4, 2023 10:05 pm

As a retiree I do not save. Just post current memes and themes from the week. Different style. Don’t want to overload the site

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
August 5, 2023 3:54 pm

Seems like most of us here are retired.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Retirednottired
August 6, 2023 5:36 pm

Mine wasn’t unique, but was unexpected. I had a major stroke and subsequently had to retire. Of course, I’m 99% the old me now, the last remaining 1% due to me being a lazy ass. To take it slightly further, partly due to the job I once occupied, not the last one, I spent a lot of time splashing through puddles and whatnot on rainy days, so I had some expected nail fungus and even lost a few temporarily. One wasn’t a fungus but rather created a ‘thick nail’. I had started walking this early spring, but that thick nail was bothering me, so I had it permanently removed. I’m not as tough as I once was apparently, so I postponed getting back to it until now we turn to fall weather. So I’ve been more or less just sitting here. Of course, I go to the range on some days to try and stay on target shall we say, but otherwise, I just run my wife’s errands because that’s naturally what I’m good at. But yep, retired AF. That’s not Air Force.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
August 4, 2023 8:11 pm

Here’s a few more for all of you FFers out there.
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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
August 4, 2023 8:12 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
August 4, 2023 8:12 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
August 4, 2023 8:13 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Texas Khaan
August 5, 2023 5:12 pm

Wow! Just Wow!

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
August 4, 2023 8:14 pm

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SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  Texas Khaan
August 4, 2023 10:17 pm

While scrolling through the Asian chicks, I find myself wondering how so many of them actually have an ass to look at. Been my experience that Asian men have really flat booties, not much to look at. Come to think of it, most of the Asian chicks I’ve seen don’t seem to have much of a caboose either. *shrug* Maybe it’s just the ones’ I’ve seen weren’t naked. Yes, I’ve been drinking. Don’t judge me.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
August 5, 2023 1:28 am

I’m not one to judge, especially for drinkin’ !!! I specialize in the Mongolian ladies, often those gals are curvy and busty, as a rule Mongols are taller than other Asians.

Tree Mike
Tree Mike
  SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
August 5, 2023 3:32 pm

My take is that they are mixed blood.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Tree Mike
August 5, 2023 5:37 pm

BINGO !!! A good bit of Caucasian admixture occurred during the days of their Empire, also more recently in the Soviet era.

Vere Avem
Vere Avem
  SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
August 7, 2023 10:02 pm

Cheers to ya!

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Texas Khaan
August 5, 2023 7:09 am

I think dinner is ready.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Texas Khaan
August 5, 2023 11:10 pm

Slender, but with curves–nice.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
August 4, 2023 8:14 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
August 4, 2023 8:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
  Texas Khaan
August 4, 2023 8:17 pm

all very nice, TK….

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 4, 2023 11:47 pm

Robert Lougheed.
Not just my teacher, he tought a generation of us.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 11:48 pm

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Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 11:51 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 11:52 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 11:53 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 11:54 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 11:56 pm

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Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 4, 2023 11:59 pm

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Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 12:00 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 12:03 am

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Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 12:04 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 12:06 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 12:07 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 12:08 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 12:09 am

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Colorado Artist
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August 5, 2023 12:10 am

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  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 12:12 am

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k31
k31
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 12:26 am

Those were all great, CA. The impressions really come alive with such accurate light!

nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 1:08 am

If he was your teacher, then I’d say you learned very well from him. I can’t say whose work is better, not that it matters, but you guys are in the same class…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 5, 2023 5:21 pm

Too kind, nkit.
I had 3 very influential teachers.
Bob taught one of my most influential too.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 1:35 am

I am impressed, excellence.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 6:08 am

I don’t want to say it every week, but this is my favorite part of FF. Absolutely stunning selections. Thanks for assembling them.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
August 5, 2023 5:22 pm

Thank you for those kind words.
I try to show artists work I love,
and not just the “famous ones”

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 7:15 am

I think there needs to be a whole BP site of just this… Friday Art by Col. Artist…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Wanna Hocka Lugie
August 5, 2023 5:23 pm

There is a LOT of really bad art out there too.
Really bad.
Maybe I’ll post some examples of that sometime.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Colorado Artist
August 5, 2023 5:40 pm

Art fails, brought to you by Colorado Artist?

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Colorado Artist
August 6, 2023 5:44 pm

I bet I could outdo yours. Both my mom and dad had a bit of artistic ability; I didn’t inherit any of it. I am artistic-minded, but I can’t transfer it to media.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Wanna Hocka Lugie
August 6, 2023 5:43 pm

I wouldn’t mind seeing a theme for every day of the week. ‘Some people’ would know when to take the day off so they aren’t ‘offended’.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
August 5, 2023 1:31 am

I got me a pair of DV’s, I’m winning !!!

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Texas Khaan
August 6, 2023 5:46 pm

I don’t know about that. I’ve had plenty over these 20 or so pages. And never think you’re the best, because someone always comes along and one-ups you. I’m sure someone has more than me. But never sell yourself short, always strive to be the best at what you do.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Texas Khaan
August 6, 2023 5:39 pm

Reminds me of a blurry Elizabeth Daily from Valley Girl

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Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Texas Khaan
August 6, 2023 9:25 pm

Turns out my response is way down below here. I’ve noticed when people, sometimes me, respond to a post it moves other ones around. But the Elizabeth Daily photo I posted reminds me of this lady.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Texas Khaan
August 6, 2023 9:44 pm

What a mess I’ve created. Down below is my post related to this post. At this moment, way down below. But currently still on page 13. And…. it’s already moved again. Just know that this photo (comment image) relates to this one:

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nkit
nkit
August 5, 2023 12:58 am
Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 5, 2023 1:49 am

Wow, I haven’t heard that song in ages, thanks.
How ’bout this one:

nkit
nkit
  Texas Khaan
August 5, 2023 2:19 am

just fantastic, TK. Damn good stuff.. We are fucking old, nes’t pas?

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 5, 2023 3:08 am

I suppose at 60 I am old, superannuated if you will. I don’t feel it most days, especially as hot as it has been lately.

Thunder
Thunder
  Texas Khaan
August 5, 2023 5:17 am

42C where you live is a hot day anywhere on earth. I hope and know it is a dry heat so spray water around to cool.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Thunder
August 5, 2023 5:50 pm

113F, 45C this afternoon at 18% humidity, I spray water on the roof and walls several times each day, the A/C needs all the help it can get.

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Texas Khaan
August 6, 2023 5:48 pm

I’m older than you. Barely. I’m not ailing or frailing, but I have my pretty good days of feeling considerably younger and days where I feel like I’m about 784 years old. Mentally, I’m still in my early 40s, which is no doubt why I’m attracted to most of these 20-30-year-old babes.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Michelle Obama's nuts
August 6, 2023 6:57 pm

Mentally I am 800 years old, I wanna be like Chinggis Khaan !!!

Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  Texas Khaan
August 6, 2023 9:09 pm

https://scrolller.com/asia-legends-c-david-benzal-b4o22iace8?share=u I have terrible luck with posting photos from this site, but it’s quite safe to click on.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 6, 2023 10:45 pm

Don’t forget that was Ted Nugent playing lead guitar.

Mike C
Mike C
  Texas Khaan
August 5, 2023 10:49 am

Ted Nugent on lead guitar!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mike C
August 6, 2023 10:47 pm

Sorry I replied the same thing. did not see your post until after.

flash
flash
August 5, 2023 8:25 am

Yellow submarines…

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  flash
August 5, 2023 5:55 pm

OK, now I know where all the rain went. Send some my way, but not quite that much.

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2023 1:04 am
Michelle Obama's nuts
Michelle Obama's nuts
  nkit
August 7, 2023 6:31 am

I haven’t heard that in about a hundred years. Thanks, nkit.

Anonymous flamers have spoken. Anonymous' unite
Anonymous flamers have spoken. Anonymous' unite
August 7, 2023 2:42 pm

I’m posting this here too for those who didn’t catch it from my announcement here:

THE ANONYMOUS COMMENTS

but I’m changing my user name until Friday when I announce yet another new one, so: All shall hereby be informed Michelle Obama’s nuts is having a temporary name change for the rest of this week until Friday

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