Guest Post by Mark Crispin Miller
Countless people all around the world have “mysteriously” drowned (or “drowned”)—or no-less-mysteriously died NEAR water—since the “vaccination” drive began. So may we please discuss it now?
When the story of Tamari Campbell’s drowning (if it was a drowning) broke a week ago, many folks insinuated darkly (and predictably) that it may have been some kind of hit dictated or arranged by the Obamas, and/or even (maybe) “Killary.” After all, the “authorities” were very quick to claim that there was no “foul play,” providing very few details, and offering no names of anyone who may have been involved. This official silence—and the fact that Campbell worked for the Obamas—was enough to get a lot of people on the right suggesting murder, while a lot of people (i.e., everybody) on “the left,” including “our free press,” just let it go.
‘Thus “both sides” have ignored what makes this story genuinely sinister—the fact that countless people all around the world have been “mysteriously” drowning since the “vaccination” drive began. This “our free press” would know if they were duly looking into the unprecedented global die-off that began in early 2021, instead of stridently denying it. On the other hand, those (few) of us who’ve seen what’s going on, and have been trying to wake people up to it, have all the evidence one needs (if one is rational) to see that Campbell’s death is, more than likely, not “mysterious” at all.
Scroll down for dozens of examples of reports of “mystery drownings” all around the world, these last six months or so. They make clear (or should) that there was certainly “foul play” involved in Campbell’s death—the foulest ever in the history of humanity.
EXCLUSIVE: Tafari Campbell had been paddle-boarding with a female Obama employee who tried to help him when he fell off and tragically drowned in Martha’s Vineyard
July 31, 2023
A female staff member of Barack Obama had been with chef Tafari Campbell when he tragically drowned while paddle-boarding in a pond beside the former president’s estate in Martha’s Vineyard, DailyMail.com has learned.
The woman, who was on a separate paddle-board, had tried in vain to reach Campbell after he had fallen off but was ultimately forced to return to shore to summon help.
It was a Secret Service agent who then phoned emergency services from the Obama compound in Edgartown to report the incident, sources told DailyMail.com.
On shore, the witness spoke with investigators and was lucid and clear, exhibiting no signs of intoxication, according to insiders.
However, more than a week after the drowning on Sunday July 23, authorities are still releasing only spare details of the incident, while withholding the names of virtually anyone involved.
The initial call came in at 7:46pm, when police and fire agencies responded to the report that 45-year-old Campbell, an Obama employee who lived in Virginia, had fallen off his paddle-board, briefly struggled to stay afloat and then went under.
Even confident swimmers can drown — here’s how to enjoy the water safely this summer
July 29, 2023
Following the drowning of Obama chef Tafari Campbell in Martha’s Vineyard, safety experts spoke to MarketWatch about what can go wrong in the water — and how to avoid becoming a victim yourself
Just because you know how to swim doesn’t mean you’re safe from drowning.
That’s the word from water-safety experts, especially in light of the news that Tafari Campbell, a private chef who worked for former President Barack Obama and his family, drowned earlier this week in Martha’s Vineyard. Obama and his wife Michelle have a residence on the Massachusetts island, although the couple was not at home at the time of the accident.
Campbell, 45, was reported to have been paddleboarding without a life preserver. A fellow paddleboarder noted that he had struggled in the water and then went under.
An excellent example of the media’s stone-blind “coverage” of the ever-rising (global) uptick in anomalous deaths by water:
Rising number of CT youth drownings reveals inequities in access to swim lessons, officials say
July 31, 2023
Jul. 31—A fifth child death was also included in the state data that involved a 17-year-old who went through the ice in New York. The teen was taken to Sharon Hospital in Litchfield County where he died.
The Bridgeport teen last week was the third 17-year-old to die of an accidental drowning this year in Connecticut. Police said a 15-year-old New London boy who went missing last week while swimming in Westerly, R.I., also likely died from accidental drowning.
“Most concerning is these are older kids,” said Brendan Burke, an assistant in the state Office of the Child Advocate and coordinator for the Child Fatality Review Panel. “They were recreationally engaged and either not getting the experience in early life to swim or acting dangerously.”
https://news.yahoo.com/risingnumberof-ct-youth-drownings-reveals-200100478.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall
Here are the pertinent items that we’ve posted just this year, starting with the most recent ones. (For some that have made headlines this past week, just do a search on “mystery drownings,” or “drowned mysterious circumstances”):
SPAIN
Swimmer dies on the beach of Matalascañas
July 20, 2023
Huelva – A person has died this afternoon on Matalascañas beach. The swimmer, of whom no further information has been disclosed, was on the Almonte beach at around 1.15 pm when the fatal incident occurred. As confirmed by the 112 emergency team, the person was in the water when several calls for help warned of his disappearance. His friends reported that they had lost sight of him for a few minutes and feared for his life. The rescue teams managed to locate the swimmer when he was already having a heart attack. The medics applied various cardiopulmonary resuscitation maneuvers without success.
Reported on July 15:
70-year-old man drowns on beach in Canary Islands
July 15, 2023
A 70-year-old man died yesterday afternoon by drowning on Los Laguitos beach in the municipality of La Oliva, in Fuerteventura. 112 reports that the event occurred around 5.40 pm, when they received an alert that a person in cardiorespiratory arrest had been pulled out of the water. Upon arrival at the scene, the personnel from the Canary Islands Emergency Service, with the collaboration of the doctor and nurse from the Corralejo health center, verified that the affected person was in cardiorespiratory arrest and began to perform advanced cardiopulmonary resuscitation maneuvers without success.
Reported on July 10:
30-year-old man dies on the beach of La Malagueta
July 10, 2023
Málaga – A 30-year-old young man died this weekend on La Malagueta beach. If the drowning is confirmed, it would be the second in just 48 hours in the province of Málaga after the death of a 70-year-old man last Friday in a pool in Benalmádena. The events occurred around 10.15 pm this Sunday, July 9, when the coordination center received a notice about a bather with symptoms of drowning who had been pulled from the sea, as reported by the 112-Andalucía emergency system. After carrying out pulmonary resuscitation exercises without success, the professionals from the 061 Health Emergency Center, belonging to the Andalusian Health Service, certified his death and activated the judicial commission to remove the body.
Two “died suddenly” in swimming pools:
Man drowns and two children rescued in just 24 hours in Alicante
July 21, 2023
A dangerous summer in the province of Alicante. In just 24 hours, a man died and the emergency services were able to save the lives of two children, aged 2 and 3, found almost drowned in two pools in Benidorm. A 70-year-old man drowned this Friday in the pool of a house in La Nucía, as confirmed by the Emergency Information and Coordination Center (CICU). The events occurred around 6.30 pm, when the CICU was alerted that there was an unconscious man in the home’s pool. The CICU mobilized a medical unit and its doctor confirmed the death of the 70-year-old man upon arrival. The autopsy will reveal the causes of the drowning, the CICU has indicated.
Reported on July 13:
Councilor’s mother drowns in pool at her house in Torrevieja
July 13, 2023
A 72-year-old woman has drowned in the pool of her house in Los Balcones, in Torrevieja. The Emergency Information and Coordination Center reported that they received a call on Wednesday morning at 8.45 am. A doctor and emergency unit went to the house. The medical services tried to revive her without success. The autopsy will reveal the causes of the drowning. As this newspaper has learned, she is the mother of the local government councilor Óscar Urtasun, head of Social Welfare, Family, Coexistence and Integration, and Housing.
ITALY
Orzinuovi – 52-year-old Argon Giyla dies after illness while swimming
July 24, 2023
The victim is Argon Gjyla, a 52-year-old worker of Albanian origin, who on Sunday afternoon, in the company of his family, including his wife and son, decided to spend the day off by the river, having a picnic in the Orzinuovi area, in the province of Brescia, write the local newspapers. After lunch, the 52-year-old decided to dive into the river, but once in the water, those who were with him saw from the shore that something was wrong, and the man struggled to reach the shore, perhaps due to the currents of the river or perhaps because the food had weighed him down and the fatigue caused a sudden illness.
No cause of death reported.
Alba Adriatica – Illness in the water, a 67-year-old tourist dies in Alba
July 22, 2023
Alba Adriatica – An illness may have caused the death of a 67-year-old tourist who this morning suddenly collapsed in the water in front of numerous bathers. The tragedy occurred on the stretch of beach in front of the La Primula chalet. Relief was immediate, brought by lifeguards in the area, by 118 health workers and by coast guard personnel. Unfortunately there was nothing that could be done. This is the third victim on the beach of this first part of the summer. It had already happened in Roseto on the north beach, last July 2: in that case the victim was a tourist from Modena. Another death from an illness in the water, most likely from congestion, was recorded in Scerne di Pineto two days ago: a 48-year-old Belgian tourist lost his life.
No cause of death reported.
Black afternoon on the coast of Punta Secca in Santa Croce Camerina, in the province of Ragusa. A man died while swimming
July 21, 2023
Black afternoon on the coast of Punta Secca in Santa Croce Camerina, in the province of Ragusa. The victim would be a man of about fifty, who, after having dived from a boat offshore, would have been taken by a sudden illness. From what emerges, it seems that it was the others who were together with the victim in the boat who immediately took the man to the beach and at the same time gave the alarm to the rescuers.
Once on site, the 118 doctors would only have ascertained the death.
No cause of death reported.
Ancona – update on man who died of an illness in Numana, he was an engineer and a father
July 20, 2023
His name was Lorenzo Ferri, engineer and father of a small child, the 32-year-old young man (and not 35 as it had been learned) who died yesterday in Numana (Ancona) due to a sudden illness. The 32-year-old from Osimo, water sports, local media reported today, felt ill after a ride with the SUP [standup paddleboard]. In front of the eyes of many bathers, he was rescued by lifeguards in front of the “Eugenio” establishment, then the air ambulance intervened and hoisted a medical team directly onto the beach. Attempts to revive Ferri, however, were useless. The 32-year-old was the son of Franco Ferri, general secretary of Erap Marche.
No cause of death reported.
NEW ZEALAND
Body of man found after search off Hawke’s Bay coast
July 23, 2023
Hawkes Bay – Police have recovered a body of a male after a search of over an hour off the coast north of Napier today. The body was found about 10.15 am, and recovered from the beach from a point off the northern sector of Whirinaki Beach Rd. The search, involving the Lowe Corporation Hawke’s Bay Rescue Helicopter, Coastguard Hawke’s Bay rescue craft the Celia Knowles, and surflifesaving, with police on the coast, began when a couple reported seeing a body near the waterline about 8.30 am.
No age or cause of death reported.
AUSTRIA
Two bathers drowned while swimming in Salzburg lakes
July 17, 2023
Two people died in swimming accidents in the Salzburg region late on Sunday afternoon. Both in the Wallersee near Seekirchen and in the Wolfgangsee near St. Gilgen, the two bathers drowned while swimming. Resuscitation attempts were unsuccessful in both cases. In the Wallersee, a 37-year-old Italian from the city of Salzburg went under at 17.25 while swimming between two rafts and did not come back to the water surface, a police spokeswoman said. Divers of the water rescue found the man half an hour later at a depth of two and a half meters and rescued him. Attempts at resuscitation, however, were unsuccessful. Around the same time, a swimming accident also occurred in Wolfgangsee. A swimmer may have had health problems in the water – an employee of the water rescue service spoke of a medical emergency. Other bathers got the man to shore and began resuscitation, which was then continued by water rescuers. However, the emergency doctor was then only able to determine the death. No information was available about the identity as of Monday morning.
No age or cause of death reported.
ROMANIA
Unraveling the Mystery Behind the Mysterious Drowning of Bodybuilding Champion Catalin Stefanescu
July 12, 2023
In Romania’s Dambovita County, Stefanescu was found three feet deep in a lake. On Sunday, the former national champion went fishing with a friend. While out fishing, a bodybuilding champion drowned in a shallow lake at the age of 30. According to Targoviste News, Romanian bodybuilder Catalin Stefanescu was found 3-ft deep in a lake in the country’s Dambovita County on Sunday. The victim was fishing with a friend when his friend returned to find him unconscious in the water after briefly heading home. Stefanescu was pronounced dead at the scene after an ambulance arrived. The police are investigating what caused the bodybuilder to drown.
SPAIN
11 “died suddenly” in the ocean, on the beach and in swimming pools:
Man dies in swimming pool in Dos Hermanas [Seville]
July 13, 2023
Seville – A 48-year-old man died in a swimming pool in the Seville town of Dos Hermanas, as reported by the emergency services of Andalucía. The event occurred on some land in the Grande de Montelirio urbanization on Camino de las Lagunas de Maestre street this past Wednesday around 4 pm, when a witness to the events alerted the coordination center that there was a man who appeared to have drowned. A total of 112 people have died from drowning in Spanish aquatic areas in the first five months of this year, 29 more than in the same period of 2022, representing an increase of 35 percent, according to the report of the Royal Spanish Rescue and First Aid Federation. The month of May this 2023 recorded the most fatal drownings for seven years, with 33 deaths, six more than the previous month, which was placed as the second in the historical series since the federation began to compile these statistics in 2015.
55-year-old man drowns on Cullera beach
July 12, 2023
Cullera – A 55-year-old man drowned this Wednesday on l’Estany beach in the Valencian town of Cullera, as reported by the Emergency Information and Coordination Center (CICU). The events occurred on Wednesday morning. The man was apparently pulled from the water while already unconscious. The beach lifeguards therefore performed basic cardiopulmonary resuscitation on the swimmer. The death makes up a dark week of drownings in Spain, with 18 people losing their lives in this manner over the past week.
Man dies on the beach of La Espasa
July 11, 2023
A 73-year-old man died this afternoon on the beach of La Espasa, in Caravia, while bathing in the company of his grandson. The sea was calm and there were no warnings of danger due to the weather, apparently the man suffered an illness while he was in the water and although the health services managed to drag him ashore, they could not revive him.
No cause of death reported.
Two children drown in swimming pools in Oropesa (Toledo) and Zaragoza
July 9, 2023
Two children, ages four and eight, have died this weekend by drowning in swimming pools in Oropesa (Toledo) and Zaragoza. The boy from Toledo was found dead in a private pool, according to sources from the emergency service, while the eight-year-old was in a municipal facility in the Zaragoza neighborhood of Casetas. The last few days have been especially dramatic, in terms of drowning in the Valencian Community, where six people have lost their lives and another four have been treated with symptoms of drowning, according to data from the Emergency Information and Coordination Center (CICU). The Zaragoza City Council reported that the minor, who was with some relatives, was found at 2.50 pm in one of the small pools. A user alerted the rescuer, who removed the child and performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation techniques. The autopsy will determine the cause of death.
The deceased in the Valencian Community are five men and one woman: a 67-year-old man who drowned on the beach of Xilxes (Castellón); a 44-year-old woman who died in Cala Fustera in Benissa (Alicante); an 89-year-old man, on the beach of Alcossebre (Castellón); another 67-year-old man, on the beach in Gandia (Valencia); an 82-year-old man, on the beach of El Perellonet and another 78-year-old man treated in the pool of an urbanization in Alicante. Four other people were treated in the region over the weekend with symptoms of drowning: a 22-month-old boy and three men ages 19, 22 and 27.
ITALY
Seven “died suddenly” at the beach, in the waters:
Manfredonia (Foggia), illness on the beach: he dies at the age of 70
July 17, 2023
Tragedy in Manfredonia (Foggia), a sudden illness struck today, Monday 17 July 2023, a man of about seventy while he was on the beach. The alarm had been raised by some swimmers who saw the man unconscious in the water. Unfortunately, there was nothing they could do for him. He passed away within a short time. The rescuers arrived aboard an ambulance and, a few moments later, the air ambulance also arrived at the scene. The doctors immediately understood the situation. So they soon tried to revive the man who was unconscious. They did everything possible to try to save him but unfortunately there was nothing more they could do for him. It was too late. It is unclear whether the victim of this tragedy suffered from any disease or not. Investigators are investigating to understand what was the reason that led to this death.
Tragedy at the port, 72-year-old wheelchair-bound man dies
July 17, 2023
A real tragedy took place this afternoon in Torre Annunziata. A 72-year-old man, confined to a wheelchair due to a serious disability, dived into the waters of the port; he suddenly succumbed to a fatal illness. According to some witnesses, already after the first strokes he would have accused the malaise that caused his death. Rescuers who arrived immediately on the spot, unfortunately, could not do anything but ascertain the death. The personnel of the Oplontina coast guard also intervened on the scene of the tragedy, assisted by the carabinieri of the Torre Annunziata station. The body will now remain at the disposal of the prosecutor’s office, which has opened an investigation and will evaluate in the next few hours whether to order an autopsy on the man’s body.
No cause of death reported.
The heat strikes: two elderly people died, 75 and 82, at the sea and a woman is miraculously saved
July 15, 2023
Two victims of the heat in the sea within a few hours. A 75-year-old woman lost her life in Ginosa Marina, in the province of Taranto. While in Northern Sardinia an 82-year-old man, a resident of Milan but originally from Bari, died. In Salento, however, a woman was saved after an illness and was then hospitalized.
Marku Aldi dies after a dip in the Montone river: help from friends is useless
July 14, 2023
Forlì – A 29-year-old young man, Marku Aldi, originally from Albania, who lived in Forlì with his family, died yesterday afternoon in the Montone river two kilometers above Portico, in the Saldellucci area. The boy had gone up from Forlì to Portico, where a friend runs a piadina kiosk. Then, together with two other friends, he went to swim in a place where he often went, a whirlpool about two meters deep, 100 meters from highway 67. The two friends still recount in shock: “Once arrived in the clearing of the river, everyone started to sunbathe or to rest or to read a book”. Adds one of the two: “At a certain point Marku dived. I was reading and the other friend maybe sleeping. Then, after a few moments, I no longer heard any movement in the water. I called him, but he didn’t come, no answer. So I called the other friend and we were alarmed”. The two dived into the water, retrieving their friend and dragging him out of the water. Realizing the gravity of the situation immediately, they tried in vain to revive him. So they immediately raised the alarm on 118, around 4 pm. The Misericordia ambulance quickly left from Rocca San Casciano and arrived on site in a short time, almost simultaneously with the helicopter. Rescue efforts were in vain: the doctor confirmed the death of the young man. The Carabinieri of Portico are investigating the cause of death, who also intervened on the spot until the magistrate granted the go-ahead for transport to the mortuary of the Forlì hospital.
The young man, who lived in Forlì with his mother and it seems that he worked with his father in a small construction company, knew that place on the river very well, often frequented together with friends from Portico. The young man was known in the village as a friend of the manager of the piadina kiosk, frequented by both the inhabitants and people passing by.
No cause of death reported.
Marina di Carrara, sudden illness while bathing: dies at 54
July 11, 2023
He had a sudden illness at sea and there was nothing he could do. It happened yesterday evening, Monday, around 19.30 on the beach of Marina di Carrara, where Gianni Feletti, 54, was for an evening swim. The tragic episode occurred in the stretch of sea between the Mistral and Mexico bathing establishments, about a hundred meters from the shore. At that time the beach surveillance service was not active, so it was the beach operators working to rearrange the deck chairs and umbrellas who noticed the lifeless silhouette of the man. As soon as he was recovered and taken to the beach, the 54-year-old underwent cardiac massage while awaiting the arrival of the 118 emergency services, which arrived on the spot shortly after but unfortunately his conditions were immediately very serious and it was not possible to save his life. A patrol of the state police also intervened.
No cause of death reported.
NEW ZEALAND
Man dies in water-related incident in Kaiaua
July 16, 2023
A man has died in a water-related incident in the Firth of Thames this morning.Police were called around 5.10 am after a dead body was discovered in Kaiaua. The man and a dinghy were recovered from the water, a spokesperson said. The death has been referred to the coroner.
No age or cause of death reported.
FRANCE
A man drowned after a heart attack in Finistère
July 7, 2023
A man in his sixties died this Friday, July 7, 2023, in the afternoon in Plouarzel (Finistère). He was found drowned dead in a natural swimming pool on the Charrettes beach, following a heart attack.
SWITZERLAND
Swiss tourist dies on Italian beach
July 5, 2023
A 75-year-old tourist originally from Lugano died this morning in Marina di Modica, while he was in the water at one of the beaches on the Modica beach. For over half an hour, the lifeguard practiced cardiac massage continuously but unfortunately without being able to do anything to save the life of the man who was on holiday with his wife at a resort in the coastal hamlet. The carabinieri of the Marina di Modica station were also on site. The man’s body is still on the beach, covered by umbrellas, awaiting the arrival of the coroner.
No cause of death reported.
SPAIN
72-year-old man drowns in Formentera while trying to free his sailboat’s anchor
July 9, 2023
Formentera – A 72-year-old man died on Saturday due to drowning on the Llevant beach in Formentera while diving next to his sailboat, according to sources from the Island Town Council. The deceased suffered a heart attack while he was underwater, after diving to free his sailboat’s anchor, which had become stuck.
ITALY
He dies of an illness in the city of the Queen, by the sea, a 53-year-old tourist from Trento
July 10, 2023
Maurizio Radoani is the name of the tourist from the province of Trento who unfortunately drowned yesterday in Cattolica, where he was on vacation. The 53-year-old fell unconscious on the shore, the help of the lifeguards and the 118 ambulance became useless. It seems that an illness suddenly seized the unfortunate tourist from Trentino. Marine conditions were calm yesterday, with no waves. An autopsy was ordered for Radoani who worked in an Rsa in Trento to better understand what the fatal fainting could have depended on.
No cause of death reported.
Marina di Montalto. Struck by a sudden illness while taking a bath, 74-year-old from Orvieto died
July 9, 2023
Tragedy Sunday 9 July morning in Marina di Montalto, where a man from Orvieto died due to illness, while he was bathing in the sea in the stretch in front of the “Il Gabbiano” bathing establishment. Despite the immediate intervention of the lifeguard, who dragged the 74-year-old to shore, and the arrival of the 118 doctors, it was not possible to avert death. The doctors could only ascertain the death. The man had arrived at the beach together with his wife, who was rescued by doctors at the news of her husband’s death.
No cause of death reported.
Four “died suddenly” at the beach:
Pomezia – Torvaianica, another tragedy at sea: 45-year-old feels bad and dies, shock on the beach
July 9, 2023
Another tragedy at sea, still, unfortunately, in Torvaianica. Less than seven days after the death of 47-year-old Paolo Florio in Campo Ascolano, this morning, Sunday 9 July 2023, another person lost his life while bathing in the waters of the Pometo coast. The drama took place around 8.30 when the first bathers had begun to crowd the free beach on the coast. Despite the help, there was nothing to do. The victim is a 45-year-old foreign man of North African nationality. The 45-year-old was swimming when he suddenly felt ill. The alarm went off immediately and emergency services were called to the scene. In addition to the 118 health workers, the men of the Torvaianica Port Authority and the Carabinieri were present. However, the man died shortly after. This is the fourth victim this year since the beginning of the bathing season in this stretch of the Lazio coast. Last week, we recall, two more deaths were recorded, one of which was also in Torvaianica, in Campo Ascolano. The victim, Paolo Florio, as mentioned at the beginning, was 47 years old: the man had entered the water to meet his 10-year-old son who at that moment was swimming with other children, perhaps worried because the sea was a little moved. But then he suddenly felt ill: for him, despite attempts at resuscitation, there had been nothing to do. The next day however, in Ostia, another man had died, furthermore sparking numerous controversies considering that in that case, unlike what happened in Torvaianica, there were no lifeguards present. Even earlier, on June 21st, a bather had lost his life again in the waters of Torvaianica, in that circumstance a few meters from the central Piazza Hungary. The death toll at sea therefore continues to lengthen and is made even more serious by the two deaths recorded in the last few weeks between Bracciano and Martignano.
No cause of death reported.
The mother’s alarm, then the discovery: Enzo Nevi, found dead in the river
July 7, 2023
Santo Stefano Magra – She hadn’t heard from him since Tuesday and his cell phone kept ringing. Unfortunately the bad omen materialized yesterday morning. Enzo Nevi’s body was in fact found lifeless off the river, dragged by the current near the railway bridge in Vezzano. From the first examination carried out by the coroner, the cause of death would seem to be attributable to an illness even if the body of the 54-year-old man remains available to the judicial authority for further investigations. What can be excluded is the death caused by an assault because no compatible signs of violence have been found. The fear that something serious had happened emerged from the request for help launched by the mother with whom Enzo lived in via Ugo La Malfa in the hamlet of Ponzano Madonnetta.
No cause of death reported.
Tragedy in Rosolina Mare: 49-year-old dies of a heart attack while in the water
July 3, 2023
Yesterday, Sunday 2 July 2023, a man was suddenly taken ill while taking a bath in Rosolina Mare. According to the first reconstructions, the man, a 49-year-old from Lusia, would have had a heart attack while he was in the water, around 5.00 pm. The 118 rescuers, the Carabinieri of Rosolina Mare and the Port Authority of Chioggia immediately intervened on the spot.
NEW ZEALAND
Police investigating after body found on beach near Levin
July 10, 2023
Levin – Police have opened an investigation after a person was found dead on a beach near Levin this evening. Police were called at 4.30 pm to Waitārere Beach, Horowhenua when a body was found floating in the water. A spokesperson said police have now started the process to identify the person, notify their next of kin and establish the circumstances surrounding their death.
No age or cause of death reported.
GERMANY
“Died suddenly” swimming in a lake:
Autopsy after swimming accident in Gera: boy did not drown
June 17, 2023
The boy who was rescued dead from a swimming lake in Gera-Aga on Tuesday did not drown. The police said on Friday that this had resulted in a preliminary report by the forensic medicine. Rather, acute health problems were the cause of the death of the ten-year-old. In order to be able to determine the exact circumstances, further investigations are necessary. A third-party debt is excluded. The boy had disappeared on Tuesday afternoon while bathing in the lake. Firefighters, police officers and volunteers spent hours searching for the child in the water and on land. In the evening, the boy was recovered dead from the lake by police divers. Initially, the police had assumed a death by drowning.
No cause of death reported.
ITALY
Roseto, 76-year-old tourist dies on the beach
July 2, 2023
A sudden illness probably caused the death of Sergio Casolari, a 76-year-old tourist from Sassuolo in the Modena area on holiday in Roseto degli Abruzzi. The tragedy took place this morning, shortly after 11, on the stretch of beach in front of the Lido Lauretta establishment. The 118 health workers intervened on the spot and could only ascertain the death of the 76-year-old. Casolari had recently arrived in Roseto degli Abruzzi and was going to swim with his wife when he suddenly felt ill under the incredulous gazes of the many bathers. The Carabinieri of Roseto and the men of the Port Authority also arrived on the spot.
No cause of death reported.
Costa del Delta: A 49-year-old from Lusia dies, a second bather is rescued
July 3, 2023
Rosolina Mare – Porto Tolle (Rovigo) –In Porto Tolle, around 4 pm, the intervention of the air ambulance was requested near Barricata. Drama in Rosolina Mare. A 49-year-old from Lusia was suddenly taken ill, the Suem 118, the Port Authority of Chioggia and the Carabinieri promptly intervened on the spot. Unfortunately for the man there was nothing they could do, a fulminant heart attack.
Andalo – 44 year old worker of Nigerian origin dies while swimming
June 28, 2023
Andalo – Tragedy on Monday evening in the waters of the Lesina stream, between the municipal areas of Delebio and Andalo Valtellino. A 44-year-old man of Nigerian origins and resident for a few years in Andalo, Michael Seriki, lost his life after diving into a pool. The alarm went off a few minutes before 21. According to the first reconstructions of what happened, it would seem that the man was on the bank of the stream with some friends looking for some relief from the high temperatures.
No cause of death reported.
Tragedy in Gaeta, Neapolitan woman died suddenly on the beach
June 27, 2023
Tragedy on the beach in Gaeta where a 73-year-old woman residing in Acerra died after being seized by a sudden illness while she was enjoying a moment of relaxation. The events took place yesterday afternoon, Monday 26 June. According to an initial reconstruction, the old woman was sunbathing when, probably due to the high temperatures, she was struck by a fulminant heart attack. She collapsed to the ground under the helpless eyes of the bathers who tried in vain, together with the 118 staff, to help her.
TURKEY
A diplomat “died suddenly” while swimming:
Türkiye’s ambassador to Portugal dies after heart attack
June 30, 2023
Türkiye’s Ambassador in Portugal, Murat Karagöz, died after a heart attack in Muğla province on Friday. Karagoz had a heart attack as he was swimming at the Faralya beach in the Ölüdeniz district. He was unconscious when he was pulled from the sea and was immediately hospitalized at the Fethiye State Hospital, but could not be saved despite medical interventions, Anadolu Agency (AA) reported.
No age reported.
RUSSIA
A lawyer “died suddenly” while swimming:
Lead Procurator did not reach the bank of the Volga, his heart stopped 100 meters from shore
July 2, 2023
Chuvash – Andrei Fomin [57], the lead prosecutor of Chuvash, suddenly died during a swim in the Volga river. It was reported that 100 metres from the shore his heart stopped and he was taken to the shore unconscious. All attempts at reviving Fomin were unsuccessful.
No cause of death reported.
AUSTRALIA
A bodyboarder “died suddenly” while competing:
Man dies after being dragged from water unconscious at Sydney’s Curl Curl beach
July 3, 2023
A 48-year-old man who died after being pulled unconscious from Sydney’s Curl Curl beach has been identified as well-known body boarder, Mauricio ‘Moz’ Abrunhosa. The Northern Beaches local and avid surfer was a prominent member in the local community, and competed at the Bodyboarding State Titles just a week ago. Emergency services were called to the popular Sydney beach at about 11 am on Sunday, with police and bystanders commencing CPR before paramedics arrived. It’s understood he was competing at a local competition at the time of the incident. While Mr Abrunhosa was rushed to the Royal North Shore Hospital in a critical condition, he died a short time later. Initial investigations suggest Mr Abrunhosa may have had a medical episode while in the water, however inquiries are ongoing.
No cause of death reported.
UNITED STATES
3rd tourist from California dies on vacation in Hawaii
June 26, 2023
Three Californians have died in separate ocean-related incidents while on vacation in Hawaii this June. The most recent death happened on June 19 at Po‘ipū Beach Park on the tropical island of Kauai. Judith Bailey, 77, was snorkeling in the picturesque beach’s lagoon when something went wrong. The Kauai Police Department wrote, “Kauai Ocean Safety Bureau personnel spotted a snorkeler in distress and pulled her from waters. When firefighters from the Kōloa fire station arrived on scene, (Bailey) was conscious and alert.” Paramedics transported Bailey to Wilcox Medical Center, where she later died. Autopsy results are still pending.
FRANCE
Three “died suddenly” at the beach or in the waters:
Loire-Atlantique coast: death of a man on a boat hull
June 23, 2023
Thursday, June 22, 2023, around 19 p.m., the emergency services intervened at Croisic (Loire-Atlantique). A nautical team of firefighters had been alerted by a witness to come to the rescue of “a windsurfer who was unwell“, indicates the Sdis (Departmental fire and rescue service of Loire-Atlantique). On their arrival, they discovered a man on a makeshift boat, a simple hull. The victim was in cardiopulmonary arrest. Despite attempts to resuscitate, the 60-year-old man was pronounced dead, at 20:45, by a doctor on site.
Near Narbonne: a 45-year-old man dies after a cardiac arrest at sea
June 20, 2023
This Tuesday, June 20, around 17:00, in Saint-Pierre-la-Mer, in the locality of Pissevaches, rescuers recovered a man at sea who was in cardio-respiratory arrest. Aged 45, he was, according to the firemen, about five meters from the water’s edge. First aid measures were quickly carried out to try to save the victim. The firefighters of Narbonne-Plage also went to the scene with a nurse and an SMUR team who was transported by helicopter. Despite the efforts of the rescuers, the man finally died.
Reported on June 18:
A bather dies of a heart attack on the island of Noirmoutier
June 18, 2023
Despite the intervention of people who were on the Cantine Beach in La Guérinière, a man died this Saturday afternoon around 16:30 p.m. “He was on the beach with his wife and went to soak his legs. The sea was calm. He didn’t even go five meters in the water that he probably had a heart attack,” explains the mayor of La Guérinière, Pierrick Adrien. Despite the first aid gestures while waiting for the firefighters, the man, a 71-year-old tourist, could never be resuscitated.
ITALY
Six “died suddenly” at the beach, in the waters:
Tragedy on the beach in Castel Volturno: 40-year-old dies after diving into the sea
June 26, 2023
Castel Volturno – A relaxing afternoon that turned into tragedy. Yesterday afternoon a 40-year-old man died suddenly on the free beach of Pinetamare in Castel Volturno. He had gone to the beach with some friends when, according to the testimonies collected, he would have dived into the sea. And that’s when he fell ill. His body was dragged to the shore with friends and some present who tried to revive him. The call to help was immediate but the 118 doctors could not save him: the man, of Ukrainian origin, was in fact already dead. An autopsy has been arranged on the corpse: the examination will clarify the reasons for the death.
Sudden illness due to congestion, disabled person dies while bathing
June 26, 2023
A 55-year-old from Monza on holiday in Jesolo with a group of friends died this afternoon, around 5 pm, on the Lido dei Lombardi, near Piazza Mazzini. The disabled man was in the company of some companions and other friends when, perhaps due to congestion, he suddenly fell ill while taking a bath and there was nothing he could do. The man was immediately taken out of the water. The lifeguards of the rescue service intervened on the spot and, after a few minutes, the 118 doctors, who tried to revive him even with the defibrillator, but to no avail. The man died before the incredulous eyes of his friends.
No cause of death reported.
Elba – The tragedy of Sara Pedrotti, who died while enjoying her holidays
June 24, 2023
Dambel is the town where she grew up, Cles is the one where she studied at the “Carlo Antonio Pilati” institute, then obtaining a diploma in advertising graphics in 1993. She lived in Trento, together with her husband and two daughters aged 20 and 11.
Sara was carrying out a snorkeling session in the sea of Elba, more precisely in the Porto Ferraio area; then, the sudden illness. The group of divers present on the excursion raised the alarm and the operators of the center provided first aid, allowing her to be taken back to the dinghy, where first aid was given. Unfortunately, the 53-year-old was already in cardiac arrest when help arrived. After her death, as per practice, the body was made available to the judicial authority, committed to reconstructing the causes of the woman’s death. Once all the necessary tests have been completed, you will wait for the green light to return to Trentino.
Drama on Sicilian beach – Roman tourist of 41 gets ill and dies
June 22, 2023
She goes to the beach and feels ill. Once taken to the hospital, she dies. The 41-year-old Roman tourist who had been hospitalized since Monday in the intensive care unit of the San Giovanni di Dio hospital in Agrigento after a cardiac arrest on the Scala dei Turchi beach in Realmonte has died.
No cause of death reported.
Pomezia, sudden illness while fishing cockles: 50-year-old dies at sea attached to a buoy
June 22, 2023
New sudden illness and new tragedy in this summer of 2023. This time it was the turn of a 50-year-old Polish man, long-time resident of Pomezia, who died yesterday morning in a stretch of sea in front of the center of Torvaianica. Around 8.30 some swimmers noticed the man fidgeting around a buoy in the middle of the sea. Rescue was immediately alerted and when rescuers reached the man they discovered that the 50-year-old’s wrist was tied to the buoy with a rope. This is exactly the method used by those who go fishing for cockles in order not to stray too far from the chosen point. The man’s health conditions immediately appeared critical and 118 was immediately called. Nothing doing. Unfortunately, the man passed away during transport to the San Camillo hospital in Rome.
No cause of death reported.
Man found dead in the Liri river, 43-year-old Massimiliano Di Pastena
June 21, 2023
The autopsy will clarify the causes that led to the death of Massimiliano Di Pastena, the forty-three-year-old from Pontecorvo (Frosinone) found lifeless in the waters of the Liri river on Tuesday evening. The magistrate in charge of the investigations, the deputy prosecutor Flavio Ricci, has in fact appointed Professor De Giorgio, coroner, to carry out the investigations. Di Pastena had disappeared on Monday while he was in the company of a friend. Suddenly the man expressed the need to get away from the car in which they were traveling to fulfill his physiological needs. Since then, all traces of him have been lost. So much so that the alarmed friend asked for the intervention of the police in Pontecorvo. The search continued for hours until on Tuesday evening a fire brigade drone identified the man’s body floating on the surface of the water hidden between the typing of the Liri river.
No cause of death reported.
NEW ZEALAND
Man found dead on Auckland beach after failing to return from a trip out on his dinghy
June 25, 2023
Auckland – The body of a man has been located at Orewa Beach in Auckland. Police were called around 12.30 pm when the man didn’t return from a trip on his dinghy. A police spokesperson said they found his body on the beach around 11.45 pm last night.
His death will be referred to the Coroner.
No age or cause of death reported.
GERMANY
Two “died suddenly” in the waters:
Death drama at a popular bathing lake! Witnesses make terrible observation
June 11, 2023
Terrible tragedy on Saturday evening (June 10) in Duisburg. Countless people used the fantastic weather in NRW for activities in the fresh air at the weekend. Whether it’s an outdoor pool, a swimming lake or a river – many people were drawn to the cool water to cool down. It happened at about 18.25. At this time, some bathers observed how a person had gone to stand-up paddle in the Loheider Lake. Suddenly dramatic scenes played out. The recreational athlete fell off his board. After that, the man suddenly disappeared. When the eyewitnesses realized that the stand-up paddler no longer appeared, they alerted the emergency number. The Duisburg fire brigade then moved out with a large contingent of boats, helicopters and divers. But in the end, the recreational athlete could only be pulled lifeless out of the water. Further investigations will have to show whether the fall may have been preceded by a medical emergency.
No age or cause of death reported.
San Michele al Tagliaglia – German tourist collapses and dies on Italian beach
June 9, 2023
Illness as she returns to the shore after a cooling bath: a German tourist on holiday in Bibione dies after a long attempt at resuscitation. It happened this morning, Friday 9 June around 12:30, on the coast of Bibione Pineda. The woman, a 75-year-old citizen from Germany, was bathing in the sea when she decided to retrace her steps. It was right on the shore that she fell ill and collapsed on the sand. The lifeguards of Bibione Mare noticed this with their colleagues from the nearby concessionaire who immediately rushed to raise the alarm.
No cause of death reported.
SPAIN
Tourist from Navarre dies on the beach of Santa Teresa in Menorca
June 11, 2023
A 56-year-old tourist from Navarre died this Sunday morning at Saler d’en Patet cove near Santa Teresa. The man suffered a heart attack just past 10 am and collapsed in the water. Several women who were on the beach witnessed the scene and immediately went to his aid, assisted by a group of firefighters from Mallorca who were in the area. The Local Police of Es Mercadal, Ciutadella firefighters and emergency services were immediately mobilized, and they carried out resuscitation maneuvers for 30 minutes, but they were unable to do anything to save his life.
Gijón mourns loss of Iñigo González-Posada, a professional diver who dedicated his life to the sea
June 6, 2023
Iñigo González-Posada Martínez-Franco passed away on Monday afternoon after feeling unwell while taking his usual swim in the waters of San Lorenzo beach. He was about to turn 53 and leaves behind two children, Íñigo and Álvaro, who live outside the region. His serious indisposition, all indications suggest a heart attack, occurred after a swim across the beach. He collapsed on the sand after leaving the water and was assisted by several witnesses and lifeguards. The rescuers could do nothing to save his life.
ITALY
Two “died suddenly” in the water:
Corpse in the water in Naples, found lifeless body in the sea off Sermoneta
June 11, 2023
On the seafront, around 7.40, the swimmers found a body floating in the water. It was the army soldiers present for the “safe streets” and the police. The resuscitation attempts, carried out by a nurse present on the spot, once the man was transported to shore, were useless, as reported by Napoli Today.
The police and the 118 ambulance arrived on the spot and confirmed the death. Apparently the man would have died of natural causes, perhaps a sudden illness.
No age or cause of death reported.
Ravenna – Teacher falls into the water and dies, is someone responsible for the death of Elisa Rossi
June 8, 2023
Ravenna – A premature and inexplicable death that of Elisa Rossi, a 51-year-old teacher who died in the night between Friday and Saturday in Marina di Ravenna on the sidelines of a day on a boat with friends. And just to clarify what happened, the prosecutor on duty Silvia Ziniti, following a specific report, instructed the coroner Giovanna Del Balzo of Verona to perform the autopsy. The exam will be given tomorrow. Meanwhile, as a due act, two notices of guarantee have been served: to the president and to the head of the prevention and protection service of the coastal club who acted as a context for the tragedy. For them, the charge of manslaughter in cooperation is looming pending the Verona coroner to file his report. The two suspects will in turn have the opportunity to make use of trusted consultants. The offended parties could do the same: the deceased’s three children as well as her sister, her partner and her mother (the woman had lost her father for two years).
According to what was reconstructed by the investigators, the woman lost her life after falling into the water from a jetty on which she had gone out to smoke while she was preparing dinner for friends. Her body was recovered several minutes later. The harbor master’s office intervened on the spot. At the moment there are no witnesses: but the video surveillance cameras could have recorded everything. The coroner will now have to establish whether death came as a result of a sudden illness with a consequent but irrelevant fall into the water; if instead the death came from drowning and if, in this case, the fall was influenced by a faint or not.
No cause of death reported.
UNITED STATES
Boone County Councilwoman Marcia Wilhoite dies
June 6, 2023
Lebanon, Indiana — A Boone County councilwoman died at her home Sunday. First responders answering a call about a possible drowning found Boone County Council Vice President Marcia Wilhoite unresponsive in her swimming pool around 2 p.m. Sunday. Medics attempted life-saving procedures, but Wilhoite was pronounced dead at the hospital, the Boone County Sheriff’s Office reported. Police are investigating Wilhoite’s death, but do not suspect foul play. Wilhoite has served on the county’s council since 2005.
No age or cause of death reported.
INDIA
Boy dies while taking bath in sea
June 3, 2023
Sivanathan hails from Tata Kulam in Agra Village near Bengaluru in Karnataka. He works as a cashier in a bank in Bengaluru. He had come to Puducherry along with seven of his family members. They then went to Tantrayankuppam beach, a part of Tamil Nadu next to Puducherry, and took a bath. Sivanathan’s son Manvith (12) suddenly developed shortness of breath and fainted. Shocked by this, the family rescued him and rushed him to Puducherry government hospital for treatment. The doctors who examined him there said that Manvithin was already dead.
No cause of death reported.
ITALY
Tragedy in Cuglieri, illness on the beach: a 67-year-old died
June 3, 2023
Tragedy yesterday evening on the beach of S’Archittu, in Cuglieri, where a 67-year-old Milanese tourist fell ill and died a few steps from the sea. The alarm went off immediately for the man, after the tourist came out of the water he collapsed on the sand. The 118 doctors intervened, but there was nothing they could do for him.
No cause of death reported.
GERMANY
48-year-old man retrieved dead from sea
May 28, 2023
It was around 20.30 when the accident happened: a 48-year-old was observed as he suddenly went under. Numerous emergency services were immediately alerted to the Strandbad Auensee, a popular recreation area. His companions rushed to him and brought him to the shore. But the resuscitation was unsuccessful. Police spokeswoman Antje Hoppen told BILD: “The alarmed rescuers did not manage to bring the 48-year-old back to life“. The operation ended tragically: the swimmer died at the scene of the accident. Why the man suddenly went down is now being investigated. A health problem cannot be ruled out as a possible cause at the moment. One of the helpers (45) needed medical treatment.
No cause of death reported.
UNITED STATES
A high school and a college swimmer “died suddenly”:
Students At Harvard-Westlake Grieve The Tragic Passing Of A 16-Year-Old Swimmer
April 21, 2023
Los Angeles, CA – The 16-year-old junior swimmer who passed away last week after falling in the school pool at Harvard-Westlake will be remembered by classmates at an assembly on Monday. According to a statement from the school, preliminary postmortem findings showed that Justin Carr had cardiomyopathy, a heart muscle condition that can cause sudden cardiac arrest. Carr passed out, and paramedics were dispatched to the school pool. He was brought to a nearby hospital, where doctors declared him dead. Head of Harvard-Westlake Jeanne M. Huybrechts informed parents through email.
Tehani Kealoha, 17
May 14, 2023
Kapolei, Hawaii – A 17-year-old died after suffering a medical emergency during a swimming meet in Kapolei on Saturday. Emergency Medical Services treated and transported the teen, who later died at the hospital. The Medical Examiners office has not released any details about the medical emergency that caused the teen’s death. The identity of the teenager has also not been released. (Later identified as Tehani Kealoha.) The swimmer was at a community swimming event not put on by the Hawaii High School Athletics Association. However, the tragedy has forced the postponement of the girl’s high school State water polo Championships. Kamehameha and Punahou were scheduled to compete for the title on Saturday.In a statement released by the HHSAA, both teams were affected by the incident and agreed to move the match to Monday.
No cause of death reported.
Surfer dies from apparent cardiac arrest on Goleta Beach
May 13, 2023
Santa Barbara [CA] County firefighters responded to Goleta Beach on Monday afternoon for a report of a surfer in distress. At 3:30 p.m., crews arrived in the area between Campus Point at UC Santa Barbara and Goleta Beach. Fellow surfers and bystanders pulled an unconscious male from the ocean and began performing CPR prior to firefighter arrival. “Despite resuscitative efforts by the surfers and SBC Fire medics, the patient was pronounced deceased,” said Captain Scott Safechuck. Safechuck stated it appeared to be a cardiac arrest situation, although the official cause of death is unknown. The identity of the surfer has yet to be released.
No age or cause of death reported.
Three “died suddenly” in a pond, lake or river:
Jacksonville woman drowns in Westside retention pond, no foul play suspected
April 27, 2023
Jacksonville, FL – 65-year-old woman is dead following a drowning on Jacksonville’s Westside Thursday evening, according to the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office. Police say they responded to the 6400 block of Argyle Forest Boulevard around 5:07 p.m. in reference to a missing person. Upon arrival, officers learned that a woman had gone missing earlier in the evening. Officers canvassed the apartment complex and located the woman in a nearby retention pond. JSO says lifesaving measures were performed, and the woman was rushed to nearby hospital where she was pronounced dead. Detectives on scene are working to get surveillance video but at this time they believe no foul play is suspected. The family of the woman says that she did not suffer from any known mental or physical conditions. The woman was not identified by police.
No cause of death reported.
Man found dead in Caddo Lake Sunday evening; Sheriff’s office says no foul play
April 24, 2023
Shreveport, LA – A man was found dead on Caddo Lake late Sunday night. Just before 10 p.m. April 23, Caddo Parish Sheriff’s Office was dispatched to the north end of Caddo Parish on reports of a man hanging halfway out of a boat. Upon arrival, deputies discovered a 69-year-old man face down in the water in the 10000 block of Hart McFarland Road off the shore of Caddo Lake. Deputies said that the man’s brother found him hanging out of the boat Sunday evening after he did not return home from fishing. Caddo Sheriff’s Detectives have determined that there was no foul play in this incident.
No cause of death reported.
Possible Heart attack Leads To Man’s Death During Westfield River Race: Police
April 25, 2023
A man has died after he apparently suffered from a heart attack while canoeing in Western Massachusetts this week, according to authorities. Russell-Montgomery Police responded to a water emergency on the Westfield River around 12:45 p.m. on Saturday, April 22, the department reported on Facebook. Officers learned that the man had possibly gone into cardiac arrest and was unresponsive. This happened during the Westfield River Wild Water Canoe Race, police said. The man was eventually taken to Baystate Nobel Hospital for further treatment, but did not survive. His identity was not initially released.
No age reported.
4 “died suddenly” in a Texas lake:
Texas serial killer fears rise as lake deaths climb to 4
April 17, 2023
Austin, TX – A fourth person has been found dead in an Austin lake amid public fears over a potential serial killer, although police have said they have not seen evidence of foul play in any of the cases. Austin police identified the latest victim Monday afternoon as John Christopher Hays-Clark, 30. He was pronounced dead at the scene. “While the investigation is still in the early stages, we do not suspect foul play was involved based on the information we have at this time,” police said. “The investigation remains ongoing, and we have no further information to provide.” Multiple 911 callers reported an unresponsive person in the water around 1:20 p.m. Saturday, police said. “Although these cases are still under investigation and evidence is being analyzed, at this time, there is no evidence in any of these cases to support allegations of foul play,” Austin police said in a statement. “While each incident has occurred at the lake, the circumstances, exact locations, and demographics surrounding these cases vary.” Police found Jason John, 30, dead in Lady Bird Lake in February, a week after he was last been seen on Rainey Street, which has a popular row of bars near the water. Another man, who was not identified, was found dead on March 5. And Jonathan Honey, 33, was found on April 1, a day after he was last seen at a food truck on Rainey Street.
No cause of death reported.
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Private chefs are among the riskiest of jobs, right after loggers and just above crab fisherman.
Who hasn’t lost a chef or three?
Replace Chef with disgruntled Lover and you’ll have your answer.
Being a drummer for Spinal Tap is dangerous, too. You could drown in someone else’s vomit.
A succession of Spinal Tap drummers was lost to spontaneous human combustion.
Seeing something you should not have seen is a
hazard in any mafia family. They tend not to count
on your loyalty. They play the percentages.
Disgruntled lover?
Disgruntled gay lover?
Disgruntled trans lover?
So many possibilities.
Disgruntled Mixed Martial Arts Belts:
1.Disgruntled Belt:
Always Disgruntled
2. Gruntle Belt:
Not enough gruntle for the “Dis”.
3. Runtle Belt:
Not enough runtle for the “G”.
When Big Mike tells you to drop your drawers and get on your knees, well, you know the rest of the story.
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Jacksonville woman drowns in retention pond .
Who the fuck swims in a retention pond ?
I think I read her name was Methany something or other.
There are tens of thousands of them.
Moet people drown when they drive their cars
into them at night. If you happen to have “died suddenly”
moment in your car, FL has plenty of ponds to veer into.
The chef was double jabbed. By Big Mike and his husband.
Lethal injections, fer sure. An assfull of weight loss:
McMillan and Wink
Starsky and Hunched-over
McMillan and a Sybian for the Wife
Poolboy and Wife
He died of botulism.
Bad meat in the can.
Heeeeyuk!
Every death is a poke-n-croak desth.
Just like every death during the Covid hoax was a Covid death, right?
Exactly
I think the so-called vaxxines may have been a factor in these drownings.
But hey, I ain’t no doctor or ABC World News reporter, so what do I know?
I’m not a biologist, so I don’t know my gender. Put me i SCOTUS.
I’m supposed to give a fuck about some knob gobbling bobongo drowning . Nobody gives a fuck about the endless stream of dead niggers in our cities and abortion clinics.
He wasn’t a swimmer, but a paddle boarder. He had a board that floats to hang onto and not drown if he is conscious and physically able. So something else happened.
I was a qualified lifesaver at 16 and spent 4 years in the Coast Guard doing search and rescue, and body retrieval. Yes anyone can drown, we retrieved people that knew drown proofing and were Water Safety Instructors. A leg cramp can send you right to the bottom. But not if they had a floatable device and were conscious unless injured or from hypothermia. Something incapacitated this guy. Heart attack or stroke makes sense.
I’m going with “anal pain”.
You go right ahead boy
No PFD?
One of the most secure residences in the world?
Possibly vaxxinated?
Maybe even saw something “dangling?”
The chef definitely died of rayssissm. Or climate change.
Climate change. The climate under the water was much colder than the climate on the surface. Just another climate change statistic.
The new Shallow Water Blackout syndrome (it definitely was not this) will eventually be blamed…..once the Secret Service writers find it.
Haha, “mom of two”
Poor guy probably burned Big Mike’s toast…..
Or “buttered” it on the wrong side.
Or mentioned his white girlfriend.
The bioweapon has unprecedented utility. It can even alibi murder.
Looks like Obama took a shot to his left eye.
The inconvenient White in him gave it away.