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I think this is actually devolution.
Are we not men?
Are we not men?
We are DEVO.
edit: oops.
just clicked Oyarsa’s link.
Jako homo.
I’m erectus every morning, just not homo, that counts for something I think
Dem privilege is much more accurate.
Oh? Justin Castro did that to unvaxxed Canadians. I’d kick him in the sack if he had one.
Justine Castreau.
….Dustbin Turdo.
He probably squats to pee.
…I think he just bends over and drinks it.
Justine Castreau.
I would chear on Bob. But it would be a useless guesture, that shriveled castor sack would be a waste of time
‘Cept for truckers into Canada.
Well, it looks like her after it’s been filled.
Yeah, and Pelosi is the just emptied one.
Filled and left to ripen for about a week
Colostomy bags are useful.
can we get a slo mo…im not sure what all got broken
At least it weren’t her neck
Her head pounded into the ground.
Time for the team doctor to molest her.
Scooter rider in the left lane kept his cool.
See what happens when you don’t signal a lane change
I have a left and right blinker but they left off the up and down signals.
Inverted backside cabinet head.
….and she’s married to that?
Coolest hothead ever.
….Yeah, you want some road rage buddy, I’m gonna kick your …OH SHIT!!
Stick to your couch-potato schtick, Skippy.
After 33 years of practice Billy tries out his new bike for the 1st time.
When that baby had a bad battery, we got her rolled off.
The EVIL gas stove….. oh my.
Yup 20 people died
On Ridiculousness, they would call that a “lawnchair.”
That damn George always needs to be the centre of attention.
These gifs make my balls cringe…
Mine don’t cringe or much of anything anymore.
carnitine Bob, that will fix you up.
I don’t enjoy people injuring themselves out of stupidity.
I want evil people being injured and killed while they do evil.
Like robbers and rapists being brought to instant justice by the righteous in the commission of their evil.
I’ll allow it.
She should have stopped at shot #2.
He should have re-loaded and emptied another mag into that evil fuck.
To be absolutely sure he never had a chance to repeat.
I counted 7 shots. Dindu came in looking for some action and got some.
He was taller than the sign; he rode the ride anyway.
Fafo
slippery elm
or Weeping Willow?
Oafish Oak?
….No harm done. The fall was cushioned by landing on his head.
The time Dennis found out that identifying as a squirrel had its downside.
Never thought of using my nuts to climb a tree. Guess we learn something every fay
….Shocking.
Dead
free cremation.
Someone is gonna miss their next balloon payment.
Awesome….
Lard is good, tallow is good, too.
Seed oils are toxic, avoid them, and enjoy renewed vigor and a clear mind.
Preaching to the choir here, brother.
I’m sorry, insurance doesn’t cover arrant stupidity.
Orthopedic and neurologic injuries.
A twofer!
….Shallow end of the gene pool.
Like Timmy before him, Dave said he too could do a back flip at breakneck speed.
Craig Hospital here in Denver is chock full of these people.
Stupidity isn’t always fatal. But you and I pay for it anyway.
Finally, Eric got the girls’ attention.
the goofus is just trying for an “upskirt”?
I keep wondering why these people aren’t paralyzed.
I was hit by a truck while riding my bicycle and got a broken neck, had to wear a halo brace. I feel physically ill whenever I see one of these gifs of people doing flips and landing on their necks or head.
I hear ya. I feel a twinge every time one of these gifs shows someone eating it. Especially when someone slides on pavement in shorts or a bathing suit.
I was rear ended on my motorcycle by a hit and run driver and did a backflip off the bike at about 30 mph. The top and back of my head hit first and snapped my head forward, the chin bar on my full face helmet broke my sternum. I only remember hearing the sliding tires and bang. I was unconscious for the next 15 minutes or so.
Took a few months for me to piece together what happened from the evidence.
Watched it eight times before I could move on.
Now out of cluster bombs to supply the Ukrainian calamity, the US is handing over its supply of balloons, for which Raytheon charges $2 million a pop.
future POTUS Pence will help them, he already said the problems in the US are not his concern! think he may as well pack it in!
Zelensky’s butthole seeking missile.
….Subway pole faced.
If we don’t let him drown, how will he learn from his failure?
First rule of fight club is know you’re in fight club.
First rule of Fight Club is ZeroHedge sucks!!!
Unless of course you like Censorship.
I’m banned so often everywhere that I have to change socks
like a pro athlete. Too much truth will do that.
I’m currently using “M Aurelius” but the bans keep coming.
I haven’t managed to get banned anywhere. We’ll just say either my posts get deleted by the admin, or alternately I’ve been shadow banned by Fartbook. The one site, a F1 site to remain unnamed, doesn’t even have the balls to say I’ve been banned, they just constantly put up the message at any post that your post is currently being reviewed, while we are in a circle jerk. Of course, this site I’m referring to is in the UK, where they don’t like hate speech, and trust me, I’ve given what they’d consider plenty of hate speech. Anyone who thinks for instance, Lewis Hamilton is straight, I’ve got news for ya. Total Flamer. Of course, I’ve made the odd comment about others in the F1 community but none are cock suckers like #Lewis Hamilton.
He’s now part of the group that owns my beloved Broncos.
Good to know he’s a salami hider.
Only place I post is here, haven’t been banned yet, despite my comments. Don’t care to sign up for stuff to get banned, and I ain’t using facebook
NYT: Evil white girl attacks black woman out of pure racism!
Come on, Bob; the girl was just working on her form. You don’t go to Nationals unless you win state and you don’t win state by not winning your league and division and you don’t win those without lots of practice and you need proper form. She can’t help it if that person is trying to keep her from being her best self by sticking her head in the way.
Ooooocatfight!
Just an observation and this one is a bit close to home. Why do women, more so younger women, feel the need to try and stop a fight? Especially when it’s two men? I’ve seen women get knocked out for getting in the way and if you impede the man you ‘supposedly’ care about and he gets hurt because you grabbed his arm, you’d be my next knockout.
i bet she wears leathers next time
He’ll be lucky if there ever is a next time.
Here’s a video of my last date with Heather.
…He dumped her.
Reverse backside springboard head
….Knocking down a silo, Wile E. style.
This calls for the American-Israeli team that wired Building 7.
It’s an ART project!
the 9-11 demolition guys would have done a better job
Dead.
Ruptured liver.
As bad as an unbuckled car wreck.
I knew I should’ve joined the track team!
How does one join the league?
Looks like some Benny Hill shit.
….Benny Hill facial expressions and innuendo shits were gold.
“If I told ya you had a nice figure would you hold it against me?”
From Benny Hill:
Wife: I’ll have you know I have the skin of a twenty-year-old woman!
Husband: Well you’d better give it back. You’re getting it all wrinkled!
not fair. I couldn’t win because I was in the bottom bed and the blonde gal wouldn’t let me go!
Tokyo sex olympics … 1964 …
Reverse backside home siding head
…. Vaulting Box faced.
This reminds me. If a girl says she has a sore throat, NEVER give her a banana and a bottle of sore throat spray.
Take it all bitch.
Next is the banana in the tailpipe. We’re gonna use a different banana.
That poor mother needed a v8
Mechanical Bull FACED!
When it absolutely positively has to be next door overnight.
or picked up by FedEx the next day.
I saw one drop a box at the end of my sidewalk instead of next to the door, so I came out and pointed at it, shaking my head no and he stopped and asked what was wrong. I said someone could steal it too easily there. Then I thought, maybe that’s the point, because…well…maybe his cuzzin be coming by later.
looks too young for retirement so guess it will be unemployment?