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The Democrats are due a shitload of woe.
I’ll believe it when I see it. Not Before. (sorry. I’ve given up hope)
Unfortunately, no one but “he shall not be named” has the temerity or balls to put the woe or whoa’s on the treasonous rats running this shit show. The world ought to wake up faster than this pace.
If it’s Feminism, it can’t be fixed.
…I’m sick and tired of waiting for half your shit!
Sam Kinnison on marriage:
“Find the one person on earth you hate the most
and give her 1/2 your shit!”
Is that the pimp Tate?
Sounds as if it has been written from several women I’ve known. 😟
Okay, put $100 billion more on my tab for Ukraine, $10 trillion for green energy boondoggles, half a trillion for student loan grifters . . .
I know….Let’s spend ten times the money we collect till the system crashes covering up decades of criminal activity, the people will understand and gleefully support the “new” system. I’m sounding redundant in the context of history.
https://i.chzbgr.com/original/21458693/h28415FBF/30-otherworldly-musical-instruments-that-look-like-glitches-in-the-matrix
when I was a kid the only meat allowed was cheap burger. now I eat mostly just ribeye, I’ll show them.
Sounds just like Anonymous
Which one?
Not me
I was one such here a while back…
May I make a suggestion? Ottawa’s a much better destination.
but how would we get there through all the choking smoke?
I’m going with The District Of Corruption please …..
Greatest show ever. Babaganouche.
My favorite line; “Mary Lou Retton Babaganouj,
a glory hole attendant at the San Francisco heavy petting zoo…..”
That show is pure comedy gold.
And as unwoke as it could possibly be.
YES! I MUST have that cup!
Dunno, but you can certainly make a case for 99% of the swamp.
Just a reminder that latex condoms don’t stop viruses.
they do if you get the large one and put it over your head down to your neck!
I think the categories should be labelled (from top): Asian, white, black, and Bob.
sure……okay?
I think Bob has been writing his own press releases…
Bob, he identifies as a pony.
What man would buy tickets to a Barbie movie?
Uhhmmm…
. . . SIMPs taking their ‘babe’ to the movies where Barbie is shown?
And, where they can get re-enforcement that being the SIMP they are is the ‘way to be'(???)
Sadly, I can easily see all too many ‘men’ having bought the ‘advance tix’ only to ‘suffer’ being made 3rd class beings with far fewer privileges than any other non-occidental “manly man…” as they ‘faux-fawn’ the movies while with the object of their SIMP-desire in the theater, yet hating themselves for it.
sorry SoH but that was way more than I wanted to know! being an aging alpha that totally bounced off my head into space and has been detected by the new JW space telescope. Maybe next time?
With a child turning 21 in a few months…
. . . I WISH I DIDN’T KNOW as much as I do about his generation.
Anything to get laid in other words , bottom feeders ….
Nice deflect Bob.
A normal woman wouldn’t either.
What man would buy tickets to a Barbie movie?
I didn’t.
I took my date to “Nefarious”.
I’ve heard that the phrase “white patriarchy” is used in the movie so many times that if you took a drink every time you heard it, you’d die of alcohol poisoning.
Sumbarine is a dangerous place
Aye. Submersible are worse.
TV is now 99% garbage for low IQ minorities, and 75% advertisements; it’s dead Captain.
still watch ME tv for Perry Mason reruns and some History Channel but otherwise nada!
Just follow Bill de Blasio’s lead. Put your powdered donut on a plate, get your fork and knife at the ready. With your fork, place the tines into the donut to hold it in place, then take your knife. Wait, hold on; grab your napkin and tuck it nicely into your shirt. Now, where were we? Okay, with the fork holding your powdered donut, take the knife and cut a bite sized section of the donut from the bulk. Then carefully place the piece into your mouth and be careful not to allow the bite to come into contact with your nose. This is important. Chew the donut, then repeat as needed. Now, put the knife down, you may need that for your divorce. Take the fork and shove it into your ass meat because your political career is OVER.
😂
If you’re related to Pedo Pete you’re golden.
“Whipping Tom” is an ancestor of FJB.
sorry, you’ve got him mixed up with “Sniffing Tom”!
Absolutely not especially since one must affirm they are 18 or whatever years old.
not if you use a VPN with foreign IP.
Huh. Here I thought all the pre-1990 horrible wars, the Inquisition, slavery etc. were all the internet’s fault. Learn something new on FF all the time.
wow Bob, you’re making me feel old? I worked in a chemical plant doing computers when it was using Lynx in text only, no pics or visual of any kind. nearly 40 y.o. when the slow modem/dial-up internet took the world by storm. since our expert/scientists are now saying that time and space is the same, maybe you’re right!
When I was in college, they were still using punch cards. So quitcher bitchin’.
Baby Buttigieg?
For those wondering why I said the above, compare noses on Buttplug and this baby.
We will always have politicians so refine that to liberals, NeoCons and RINOs and society will take a Great Leap Forward.
You Cuda had a V8.
Except it’s a Stang.
If I know what a Cuda is, you don’t think I know what a Stang is?
Bullit no less, and McQueen!
I hear that Chevrolet is to stop making the Camaro.
440 Six Barrel, 4 gear
Dammit, it’s supposed to say S I L V E R lining.
From the looks of it, floaty-dude seems perfectly content with just a sliver...
It is not a real meme if it does not have a punctuation or spelling error.
This meme is to be forever enshrined in the facepalm archives for a “sliver” of detail.
The label says with just one sip, I’ll shit out my colon, stomach, and intestines guaranteed! How can I say no?
you go first, Bob. tell us how it works out?
For colonoscopy prep ???
Ozzy and group has returned to Britistan because he afraid of being in the USA. hate to tell him but likely what is in his head causing the fear will be there too?
Since PETA assholes are vegetarians and brainless, do they count as a vegetable if we eat them?
Why yes, they do.
Though, of course, that too fits with Agenda 2030/50 implementation, doesn’t it?
Soylent Green on deck?
from what I can see on the internet it seems that vegs are vegetables or worse. don’t know, I’m a carnivore with a dependence on ribeye.
“Soylent Green is people !!!”
it’s acceptable, but only on Fridays! Signed the: Pope.
LGQTP = Normal
LOL!!!
What? there is a “P” there is don’t understand? perhaps it is for prick? nevermind, I’ll just ask Bob.
Pedophile.
Now I REALLY like to play with fireworks, though unlike some, I do take basic precautions when I do…
I can identify with that, more than you can imagine.
Genuinely sorry to read that, TTUOAOCJT.
Yet, in transparent honesty, I too identify with that – a lot – more than I’d like to admit.
Work hard and save.
sure, worked hard all my life and saved. now I’m just waiting and don’t know what the hell for? will it happen soon? will I still be around to see it? what will wifey do with the kitty after I’m gone?
Tastes like chicken, so I’m told.
Shoot it.
you can’t scare me. I grew up a Navy brat in San Diego and learned all the “duck and cover” protocol!
Looks like his Mr. Potatohead game came with defective parts.
I wonder if he is a audiophile?
Most Foreign Women still know how to be Real Women and still love being Real Women who love Real Men and Traditional Families. About 80% of divorces here are initiated by America’s Domestic Women who usually then become the equivalent of female junk yard scrap by their swinging liberal attitudes, some by bulk , bling & tats, STDs, drugs.
thanks for the insight, I am too old to know!
The Khaan concurs completely !!!
OR A FOOT MASSAGE (as in my case, confirmed by Daddy-Oh! when I was 12…)
I pulled a muscle yawning when I was in my forties.
By the way, why the hell is forties spelled without a u? I mean four has a u. Who made the rules?
is it?
someone with more power and status than we!
Must have been an American. Same thing they did with honour, valour, vigour…
You should get the app, ‘How to commit suicide,’ and take it to heart.
Actually Bob, the creator of this meme should go back and take another English language course. I’m guessing that English isn’t their first language.
Don’t fret, your CIA handler will tell you.
Climb into this woodchipper and see if you can figure out what makes it tick.
Everyone likely has an aunt like that.
If only….
Poor choice of font. Unless she’s one of THOSE aunts.
blue and yellow? we see what you did!
Nice lips
What do you mean? The picture is cut off.
Shame shame; her mouth. You dirty, sonofa… her mouth.
Look like haemorrhoids.
Aah. It’s so refreshing for FF not to be filled with the smut we’ve come to despise of late instead of actual fails and folly. So, instead, I offer this to those who, uh, don’t like smut.
No! I’d rather have the smut than see Another Obnoxious Cunt. So here….
TWO, TWO, two bints in one!
One on the left has fake lips, one on the right is cute but a bit young for my taste.
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
we, you got a frog in your pocket? if you feel guilty why force the rest of us to suffer?
You should point that question toward the ‘people’, whatever they be, prudes, fags, ultra-Christians or women with class who complained out the ass about scantily clad women being posted. I couldn’t give a flying fuck about the downvotes, but the constant bitching was enough to make me say screw it.
Where in the hell are the downvoters? AOC deserves maximum minuses !!!
Well, Primetime 99 loves that booty. I personally wouldn’t go near it, but to each their own. (Yes, I know he was trolling her)
Wut? 3 downvotes? I’m keepin it clean today, just the way some like it, supposedly. I could find some Pete Buttigieg pics if that would help. Maybe in a two-piece bikini. After all, he admittedly is the bottom.
Moar Bewbs !
https://westernrifleshooters.us/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/ukraine-and-russia-lgbt-stonetoss-comic-768×256-1.webp
WAJ, I woulda given you a thumbs up but afraid my computer would blow up. everything is spooky nowadays?
Bring on the good grief, Charlie!
I saw him very clearly. He was a short black man with bright red hair…
Wasn’t plowing without sowing seeds our main goal as young men?
Um, just plowing in general. Speaking for myself.
Or laying pipe.
Yes, had no kids till I was married at least
This POS needs to go…..to the cornfield.
as fertilizer.
The 3 Esses.
Shoot.
Shovel.
Shut up.
Unless dominion gave my useless vote to that useless pos, he was nowhere near even considering
Dear Mike,
Your feelings are NOT MY CONCERN . . . therefore, I decree that you fuck the hell off.
Signed and sealed 21JUL2023
The Khaan
This, thank you my fellow texan
Oh, I want to see him hang for treason.
I want to see him hang for not knowing his Constitutionally prescribed duty.
Yeah, I think he’d smile at that even if he’s being pissed on.
probably learned that from CornPop?
Probably a huge grin. I really do hope I live long enough to see the true Epstein flight and guest logs.
Neither of us will love that long, and I’m a young 45, just don’t always feel like it
Would this be considered a golden shower by proxy.
Can’t wait to miss this.
Baby mama brown and the 7 welfare checks.
Walt would sure be proud ?
This has me so fking annoyed. I hope the midget actor who got pissy about midgets in this movie is happy he put so many midget actors out of work, the dickhead.
It’s new Disney, we already knew it was going to suck, they just had to prove it. Hard pass, can’t wait to not see it, I’m gonna be watching Beverly hillbilliess
People still backing ukraine? I don’t approve of all the deaths, but I can’t support due to .gov and media telling me how I feel, so I do the opposite