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That’s a lie…
Sheila Jackson Lee and Sylvester Turner never even knew their fathers.
That’s hilarious! IF you can keep a straight face during the delivery.
…but it did cure your hemorrhoids.
A worthless parasitic pervert, just like his dad.
….She’s not making a face.
RBF.
Stage 4 democrat derangement.
It was built that way FOR THEM…
Pied Beauty
by Gerard Manley Hopkins
GLORY be to God for dappled things—
For skies of couple-colour as a brinded cow;
For rose-moles all in stipple upon trout that swim:
Fresh-firecoal chestnut-falls; finches’ wings;
Landscape plotted and pieced—
fold, fallow, and plough;
And àll tràdes, their gear and tackle and trim.
All things counter, original, spare, strange;
Whatever is fickle, freckled (who knows how?)
With swift, slow; sweet, sour; adazzle, dim;
He fathers-forth whose beauty is past change:
Praise him.
Sometimes it seems like God can play some cruel jokes on us.
…and then again He’s known for His perfection. WOW!
are those pubes?
Appears to be thank God. Not a fan of the shave
Glorious, glorious . . . having hair down there.
Yep, I think I need to help her with a trim job and she can help me with some trim.
Pouty lips are nice but might be a bit more supple.
I had a turtle neck just like that 54 years ago. I was wondering what ever happened to it.
No way did those come from mommy. Those were purchased. I’d bet Bob’s savings on it.
A buck-ninety-nine?
She looks vietnamese. Those vietnamese with one French parent can be busty. Although this one looks too young. Might be a grandparent
Superb !!! If there’s hair down there, Extraordinary
just add .com to the name and order some!
TN now allows a person to self prescribe IVM and go to the pharmacy to pick it up. Pharmacist must fill the order, if it is in their stock.
Have you bought any? Wondering about wandering up to Chattanooga ( or nearby safer town) but don’t want to waste the trip if nobody has any (on purpose).
No tractor supply or farmers coop in your area???
Seems like I already tried that and still they needed a prescription. Kinda defeats the purpose. That’s why we’re holding delicious horse paste. Umm.
Crimes against humanity. Nothing less, no punishment less than horrible, televised death.
If I were actually the Khaan of Texas, the many evil doers would have been executed already.
I live in a very conservative area, but recently had a brief sidewalk meet and exchange with an older woman (65ish?). She was upset that libraries were being pressured to remove certain books. I asked her if she thought “libraries should have books available to seven year old children that showed them how to give blow jobs to older kids.” (And yes, those were the words I used.) If people are going to support that sort of thing they should have no qualms about people who speak frankly to them. She left not long after that, but she did at least seem a bit more on the fence about the subject.
I’m impressed!
She wants me to take her home.
Why wait?
Band On The Run
Good one!
Stunning!
Until the piercing shows up.
I can’t tell a nipple pierce and I can’t see the hooha, so I’ll just have to perform a closer examination.
The blonde in this years old ad is what I call a homewrecker. At least for me, she’d be. Hottest woman I’ve ever seen in a commercial.
Elizabeth Turner.
Okay, next step is I take off my bathing suit and roll across you all, with several pit stops along the way.
I grew up on the beach, that sand will take the smile off your face……….for a little while!
Dream on, Bob.
let me express my patriotism!
now turn around and walk back to me.
Conehead . . . HA HA HA HA !!!
Can you imaging the smell?
I hadn’t thought of it but I can, now.
Like roasted chicken?
No. Like burned feathers.
Its call “Pelosi’s Disease.”
Nope, as an unscientific expert; If it were Pelosi’s disease, it would be melted, complete sag. You wouldn’t be able to load it or get it to feed properly.
Who doesn’t love math humour?
People who think that maff beez racissss.
I just can’t figure it out …
Possibly the same folks that downvote beautiful women
Is there no end to the numbers that will follow him?
Yes, I want to fuck a painting, but I’ll be 68 next week so real women are out of reach.
Happy Birthday Bob!
I’ll be honest, first I’m a few years short of you, Bob; but never did I even think about me and sex in the same thought when I’d have reached this age. I sure had my days, but it looks like most likely those days are gone. Maybe when I get to Heaven, I’ll be granted a fresh 72 or so. Of course, I’m not an Islamic terrorist, so I’m probably excluded from that club. I bet some of those goat pumpers were shocked and awed when they found out their 72 virgins were all flaming fags.
carnitine Bob. then as a last resort get some mytadalifil off the net from India. cheap and just add .com to the word.
Never heard of the Red Clay Ramblers but that’s catchy
You’re still a young man, Bob. Don’t give up hope!
You can’t have too much; you never know when the hungry may pop over unannounced.
Oh, me next!
I’m drowning so give me a helping hand or two!
Maybe she could wrap her legs around you to keep you from sinking.
Another example of someone, who if doing naked yoga, would NOT inspire a privacy fence on the part of a neighbor.
NOT a transwoman!
no hips
Might be male.
See an ophthalmologist.
I had to suffer through 10 (TEN!!) pages of ho-hum banter before I got to what I look forward to the most after a week of the doldrums.
Next time start from the back.