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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:16 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
June 23, 2023 8:07 pm

And he gives it 2 thumbs up…

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  fujigm
June 24, 2023 10:47 am

Bill Gates gets pies in the face. Putin gets wobblin tatas.

IT’S GOOD TO BE KING !

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The Central Scrutinizer
June 26, 2023 9:26 pm

yes it is

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
June 26, 2023 9:25 pm

yea he does

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 24, 2023 12:21 am

compare Putin’s reaction to Merkels

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
June 24, 2023 1:01 am

like a boss.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:16 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
June 23, 2023 4:08 pm

Nkit,.I’m gonna need your address

BB
BB
  Bauls
June 23, 2023 6:38 pm

She’s not there, Bauls. It’s just a video.

nkit
nkit
  BB
June 23, 2023 11:30 pm
RW
RW
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:05 pm

Later that day, Rachel was arrested for causing several truckers to vomit so violently that they wrecked their trucks.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:12 pm

This month’s Playwhale Whalemate of the Month is Anastasia. Her zodiac sign is Taurus. She’s turned on by meat, fish, French fries, candy, cakes, doughnuts–any carbohydrate. Her turnoffs include leafy greens, males who object to blubber, and males who object when she orders the entire menu.

Deimos
Deimos
  nkit
June 23, 2023 9:31 pm

You just know that smells like Cheetos dust.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:18 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:19 pm

….Canadian donated 5 bucks to the trucker convoy.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:32 pm

Next time speed up.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:19 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:33 pm

It’s Coke, not coke.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 25, 2023 12:10 am

Best scene from “Pure Luck.”

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:35 pm

Perfect for Lorena Bobbit.

DanTX
DanTX
  Bob P
June 24, 2023 11:45 am

She would just throw it on the side of the road.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
June 26, 2023 9:30 pm

take away da pain
but
leave da swelling
doc

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:20 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
June 23, 2023 4:12 pm

How to decorate a Pride parade.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:20 pm

….Pedo buster?

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:22 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
June 23, 2023 4:09 pm

His head appears well protected

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:22 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:21 pm

…Cleavage reading, sure
Lip reading, I saw nothing.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:24 pm

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  nkit
June 24, 2023 4:32 pm

I won’t even ask who would do that. But I will suggest now they’ll have an entire line of monkeys calling ‘next’.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:27 pm

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  nkit
June 24, 2023 4:33 pm

What are those white things below in the water?

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:29 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:29 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 5:38 pm

Even with the onset of Alzheimer’s, Reagan was a thousand times the man Biden is.

GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  Bob P
June 23, 2023 7:47 pm

+1,000

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:30 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 5:39 pm

The thing is, the former is seldom true but the latter is too often true.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:30 pm

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Deimos
Deimos
  nkit
June 23, 2023 9:16 pm

Can someone please put this to harp music?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:31 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:55 pm

Bubbububut…WARP SPEED !!!!!!

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  YourAverageJoe
June 24, 2023 9:27 pm

…one little mistake….

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 5:13 pm

Orange man bad!

Oh, wait… Which one is the orange one now?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The True Nolan
June 23, 2023 9:45 pm

Orange man and kid feeler both bad. You don’t think the controllers would give you a legit option do you?

Really?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:31 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:32 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 4:12 pm

Damn, those millions are a long ways away, I can’t zoom in enough 🙁

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:34 pm

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KENTUCKY STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKEY

George T. Stagg built the most dominant American distillery of the 19th century, during a time known as the Gilded Age of Bourbon. Uncut and unfiltered, this robust bourbon whiskey ages for nearly a decade and boasts the bold character that is reminiscent of the man himself.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:23 pm

Nkit, you better not get behind the wheel, else you’ll be seein’ the Highway Patrol in the rear view.

nkit
nkit
  Texas Khaan
June 23, 2023 11:21 pm

Man, an old favorite that I haven’t heard in years…. Jr. rocked…Thanks..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 23, 2023 9:46 pm

I’ve had better.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:37 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:38 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:38 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 4:13 pm

All of us would be dead of we drank that much

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:40 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:41 pm

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RW
RW
June 23, 2023 3:41 pm

“Tourist bitten by monkeys on trip to cure primate phobia.” Lol. Reminds me of a woman who had a fear of birds, so her friend took her to a farm, gave her handfuls of chicken feed and had her scatter the feed on the ground. Dozens of chickens rushed towards her from every direction causing a massive panic attack and soiled underwear.

Bauls
Bauls
  RW
June 23, 2023 4:14 pm

So this woman was Biden I presume

hammie
hammie
  RW
June 24, 2023 1:14 am

It’s a good thing that monkeys are not primates.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  hammie
June 24, 2023 4:22 am

Of course they are..

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:44 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:15 pm

Clot shot

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:27 pm

…he saw Lizzo outside the store twerking naked.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:45 pm

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  nkit
June 24, 2023 4:39 pm

It’s what should happen. But actually, it’s just a group orgy of both species.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:46 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:46 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 5:44 pm

Pep talk to Ukrainian soldiers this month.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Bob P
June 23, 2023 6:31 pm

True dat. They are the foder at front.

What?
What?
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 9:43 pm

All war depends upon it.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:46 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:17 pm

I’ll let you have the Table of Contents if I get to take the Bibliography and Index.

What?
What?
  The True Nolan
June 23, 2023 9:44 pm

I’d be happy just to read a chapter in there somewhere

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  nkit
June 24, 2023 4:41 pm

I’d like to check out the book on the 4th shelf up from the bottom, the 19th from the left.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:48 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
June 23, 2023 4:15 pm

True multi-tasking … 

Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
June 23, 2023 4:16 pm

Ehh, she should have got the supreme

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:28 pm

…Some perky nipples holding that box up

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 24, 2023 5:08 am

Sadly, she keeps eating pizza, she won’t look like that for long.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:49 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:47 pm

“I been through the desert on Frank. . . with his mane–”

No, it doesn’t seem right.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:49 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 4:15 pm

They were concerned with ALL TYPES OF GOVERNMENTS.