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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 2:53 pm

Wow the memes are strong on OceanGate
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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 4:44 pm

No wonder they couldn’t get it up.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 5:50 pm

The reason why they didn’t want any “50 year old White guys” is because they were selling trips to the Titanic. they simply didn’t need them to satisfy their business model.

Of course if they had been selling return trips to the surface, some of those old White guys might have been useful.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 2:54 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 2:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 2:55 pm

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  nkit
June 24, 2023 4:04 pm

She can be my wingman anytime.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 2:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 2:56 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 2:56 pm

This one’s for Caitlyn earlier statements
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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  USA Cowboy
June 24, 2023 4:05 pm

Me? What’s that related to?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 24, 2023 8:02 pm

Your earlier posts for putting women earlier. I have no problem or rules, just tried to justify to offended
Y’all good with me just tried to help in your defense

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 2:56 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
June 23, 2023 3:56 pm

She aint even asian

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 23, 2023 4:46 pm

Get used to it, little boy. They specialize in running you down.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:52 pm

Training to be a husband.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  nkit
June 24, 2023 10:22 am

Bitches be crazy!

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  nkit
June 24, 2023 4:06 pm

Move bitch, get out the way.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 2:57 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:07 pm

….a bunch of teachers need this lesson.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
June 23, 2023 7:58 pm
nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 2:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 2:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 2:58 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
June 23, 2023 3:59 pm

Nkit, you seem to have a lot of stuff joe might not be happy with, are y’all in a fight? Lol

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 2:58 pm

Actually 130 US Gallons

A Buttload is an Actual Unit of Measurement

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 4:49 pm

Huh. My buttloads are closer to two pounds.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 2:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 2:59 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 2:59 pm

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  USA Cowboy
June 24, 2023 4:15 pm

I’ve got so many upsized orders, I don’t have the energy to count. Now I just need more Supersize cups to hold em. And I do have currently (about the add another) 2 fry dispensers. I noticed awhile ago, traversing to the grocery for the Mrs. that Obiden must have sent more of his favorite good people to my small town. They were in every open store of each kind and strung all the way up and down the main sidewalk in town. I and my wife differ on this, but she claims because we’re in the Midwest where there are crops every year that Americans just won’t do (not her words, the media portrayal) that they come in for work, then go back home. No, they do not. However, today you could tell the ones who’ve been here for a while because they had bicycles. The new crop was all on foot. And true to portrayal, all military age men. Probably children when they crossed the border 😉

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:00 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:00 pm

Quick guide to knowing your shit
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Bauls
Bauls
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 4:01 pm

MY shit- clears the house

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
June 24, 2023 8:38 am

You forgot Fuck that shit – ain’t no way.

As In: I went to a party the other day and they offered me a Bud Light and I said “fuck that shit!”

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  USA Cowboy
June 24, 2023 4:16 pm

I miss George Carlin.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:01 pm

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RW
RW
  nkit
June 23, 2023 4:51 pm

Janet was shocked to learn that the new dive she created was really unpopular and no one wanted to do it.

Deimos
Deimos
  nkit
June 23, 2023 9:25 pm

1.5 Lindy

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:02 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
June 23, 2023 4:02 pm

Sheila Jackson doesn’t need more food

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 23, 2023 4:56 pm

Nya, nya, nya-nya, nya . . . oh fuck!

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:04 pm

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  nkit
June 24, 2023 10:35 am

The perfect break up gift!

RiNS
RiNS
June 23, 2023 3:05 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  RiNS
June 23, 2023 4:57 pm

He’s improving. That’s the most sense he’s ever made.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 23, 2023 4:58 pm

How the hell is that tree still standing?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
June 23, 2023 5:10 pm

…tough ladder.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 23, 2023 4:59 pm

Don’t worry. Your bum is still fine.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:08 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
June 23, 2023 4:04 pm

Not the most common way to mount a pole, but girl you do you

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:09 pm

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AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
June 24, 2023 3:46 am

Dogs make it fun. And hurt.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:09 pm

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Vere avem
Vere avem
  nkit
June 23, 2023 4:25 pm

Probably a can of butt-lite.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:10 pm

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RW
RW
  nkit
June 23, 2023 4:57 pm

Roger the sissy boy was excited when the guys at work told him that if he jumped on the bag, he’d get a facial.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:01 pm

I see the mask is as effective against a concrete post as against a virus.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:10 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:02 pm

Sir, I just have to say, thank you for the laugh.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Bob P
June 24, 2023 10:40 am

It’s funny how they ALWAYS wait too long to bail out!

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:10 pm

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What?
What?
  nkit
June 23, 2023 9:34 pm

Thought he was getting attacked there at first.

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  What?
June 24, 2023 12:51 am

Le Moo, le moo…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 25, 2023 12:07 am

Gorlack the Destroyer claims another victim.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:10 pm

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DanTX
DanTX
  USA Cowboy
June 24, 2023 11:40 am

UH-60 Crashhawk

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:03 pm

Next time consider not being so fat.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
June 23, 2023 5:13 pm

… cmon man, it’s the chairs fault

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:12 pm

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Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  nkit
June 23, 2023 3:22 pm

More stupid people tricks by white trash.

Bauls
Bauls
  Gary Olson
June 23, 2023 4:06 pm

Trash days not til wed

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:14 pm

….Garbage in, garbage out.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:12 pm

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Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
  nkit
June 24, 2023 12:36 am

Damn that looks expensive.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  nkit
June 24, 2023 10:43 am

Aw shit! The great Tonka Toy Construction catastrophe of ’67 ! I thought I’d put that behind me.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:13 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:13 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 5:07 pm

If these are the oligarchs you should’ve set them on fire before tossing them out.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:13 pm

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RW
RW
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 5:01 pm

Neville Chamberlain.

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 5:31 pm

Worry not, our Churchillian President will see us through. “We shall fight the dictator on the beaches, we, shall, uh, sniff him on the, er, you know, you know the thing.”

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:13 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:15 pm

…missed it by …..that much.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:13 pm

Guilty!
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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
June 24, 2023 9:22 pm

Maybe so, but you can’t remember any of it.

nkit
nkit
June 23, 2023 3:15 pm

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Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  nkit
June 23, 2023 3:27 pm

Flame retarded — not fire safe.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:11 pm

Oh the (stupid) humanity!

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Bob P
June 24, 2023 4:25 pm

I was thinking along those lines, myself.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 23, 2023 5:16 pm

…. great balls of fire

What?
What?
  nkit
June 23, 2023 9:36 pm

WTF is wrong with people?

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  What?
June 25, 2023 7:05 am

I can almost smell the hair burning.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
June 23, 2023 3:15 pm

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