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Per someone’s rules from last week; I must wait until at least page six before posting partially dressed women or it might hurt their gender.
Just who made up that rule???
Someone from last week. I don’t adopt it, but I hate ruining some snowflake’s day, so I’ll behave. I don’t even have many this week for the docket. I could have and may dig something up during the day, but I only grabbed about 4, these two being part of that.
why do you hate ruining a snowflakes day? their day is already ruined if someone happens to say covid isnt dangerous, or doesnt use the correct pronouns, so who cares?
I don’t hate it. That was sarcastic rhetoric. I actually love it.
Apparently there is one snowflake on here who cares.
By popular demand, that rule is CANCELED!
Thank you. Some of us come for the fails, not the fap.
But perhaps, this one can squeak by. I’d planned on using it later, but why wait?
We’ll wait next time.
Good thing he didn’t wait. By page 6 she’ll be dead.
Took the pop right out of my pickle…
since Im 10 years older than her, the pic gave me a blazing hard on. Now how about a little bit of titties showing?
well, for one reason, if that set droops any lower, they’re gonna be knees.
The belt is holding them at waist level.
Sorry, she’s not that kind of girl. You pervert.
….If it was a full length photo, you would have got your wish.
be proud you can still get one at your age.
….and, while I’m at it; this one isn’t safe, but may well cause an eruption from the unelected rulemaker. Does she not look like Matthew Lesko in drag?
I’m no rule maker, but I did erupt after seeing this. Excuse me while I clean up last night’s dinner.
It’s Ron Wood.
+10 Iska. I see it now.
Keith Richards Grandmother and Americas Great shame
thats a tran dude
Actually, she’s a liberal congress critter. And truly looks just like that on the house floor.
Looks like an updated Max Klinger.
I’m guessing they’re just joking, but soon, with men’s testosterone plunging all over the Western world, this will be routine. For my part, as a 68-year-old man whose testosterone has gradually dwindled, I think his ring is darling.
Just don’t ask to see the other ring on his…………rooster.
Grifter celebrates slap on the wrist. (Just out of the picture is a 14-year-old girl helping to clean Uncle Hunter’s dirty parts.)
Either his testosterone is kaput or that’s a healthy man’s vomit after chugging a 40 of white rum.
That pic looks like the testosterone version of another somewhat known moniker pic
used by a sharp intellectual and classy female who frequents these pages. A true fren.
Yes, I think yer right.
Is he looking for something that matches his dog? Even the dog looks like it doesn’t know why it’s there.
Shopping Support Dog
Looks like he’s supporting the shopping dog…
Sign likely said “dogs allowed but must be carried.” Saw that sign once when I was with my St. Bernard. She stayed outside.
that’s discrimination
No tats on that one
No tits either.
Personality, Bob. Personality. And dignity. She probably opted out of the swimsuit competition. But killed it on the baton twirling.
tit for tat?
A female lawyer used that as the definition of quid pro quo when discussing workplace sexual harassment.
No tats, just tits!
I was upvote #19.
I always enjoy your contributions here.
Somebody needs more than a nodding acquaintance with a comb.
That hairstyle is called “I just fucked the judge for the win..and it took a lot out of me!”.
and put a lot in.
“Tuberculosis Chic” the 1910s version of “Heroin Chic”
They also had “Cholera Chic” “Mustard Gas Chic” “Syphillus Chic” “Fear~Porn Chic”
and of course “Shell~Shock~Chic”
Awesome
This or Kim Kartrashian? I’m hoping, that even with her less than currently conventional “beauty” that this one would win.
If I’m voting, 1924 for the win.
Oh, I would so hit that…
Ruth Malcomson 1906-1988 she was actually very pretty.
I only saw the words, then had to look to see the prank. Pretty good one.
I love that kinky thing you have going with your necklace. To me it suggests you’re a big man’s bitch. You’re just the kind of employee Bud Light is looking for.
Lmao.
Target stock boy
At least he is safe from getting stolen by bike theives or other unscrupulous minorities.
hack saw it off in 5 minutes you fag, or don’t you know what a hacksaw is, soy boy.
My Dad and his friends put a lock on a guy’s balls the night before his wedding. He had to hacksaw the lock off. But he was well motivated.
It’s dangerous to wake a government bureaucrat while he’s sleeping on the job. He might get to work and fuck things up even more.
Doesn’t matter, asleep or fully awake, they’re the same thing to a bureaucrat.
Or get hurt on the way to the floor and have to go on worker’s comp at taxpayers expense.
I now know why my passport application is taking so long to process !!!
I had a Jack Russell that literally attacked those things. I bought two or three just for the entertainment value. My wife and I say it killed those helicopters.
….Catzilla.
“None shall pass”.
That’s right, throw that bastard thru the wall.
Sorry DV’s, I meant the alligator pit.
Just kidding…I like you guys.
Oh, it’s lucky they didn’t hit that pole.
How about the unsuspecting rider on the scooter?
If you have to explain the joke . . .
Wasn’t sure you noticed.
Well, he’s gonna need to take a shower at the very least.
If it’s not your time, it’s not your time.
And when it is, it is…
Just think of what a different country We might have been had Stonewall not been shot by Our own Men.
….Someone has horseshoes up their ass.
Dude needs to play some lottery tickets!
“Get out of the house and take your awful mistress with you!” shrieked YourAverageJoe’s wife. Now the two lovers can be seen begging on the streets of Houston.
Which corner, I’ll be in Houston probably tomorrow
MLK Blvd @ Harriet Tubman Ave.
wow YAJ, you’re one bad-ass? or just trying to sucker Bauls into a casket?
I can employ vise grip pliers, cat excrement, and blowtorches to get to your informant.
Is that the brother of Admin’s fat cat?
The illustration of “Useless” in the Encyclopedia Britannica…..if anyone even knows what that is , much less use, anymore.
Couple of platform animals, when one of us needs a push or a lift.
Unusual, fun pic, YAJ.
Oh, the Irony!
Hey, even in disaster, humor can be found.
And meanwhile, in Mexico, dogs are riding horses while being pushed by cats…
Film at 11!!!
That reminds me, has the reason that person at the top between the horses legs been addressed yet? I am tapped out on non nasty reasons
He’s been drinking.
Nasty pretty well covers it.
The anticipation is just too much.
Remember the days when girls would fight over the chance to dance with us? Me neither.
Night of the Living Hoes!
Hey, at least they aren’t ripping each other’s horse hair wigs off…am I right?
Times are tough at the All-you-can-eat-buffet…
… She did quip: “Eat me bitch!”
When I asked to see pussy pics this wasn’t what I had in mind.
Everybody’s a straightman to you, eh, Bob?
Little girl looks like shes in her 50s.
They all did back then
Finally someone realized cats sucks as photographers, much less air breathers.
Kinda looks like ol Aint (sic) Bee
“What should I call this tiny nag,” I asked myself. Then it hit me; Fauci!
AC has a headline today where that little dick said he’s worried about the future of the U.S. due to what he describes as “the normalization of untruths”
Pot, meet kettle.
Satanic black, overflowing and dripping with irony, hypocrisy, and lies.
“Truth. What is truth, Claudia?”
-Pontius Pilate
Lil’ Sebastian.
5,000 candles.
Bob, not nice. That little guy never tried to kill you, unlike fauci who would try and hit you, and pump you full of death juice
That would be a total fuckin wet dream if Fauci tried to hit me.
Let’s not forget one of the originals, the icons.
Is that? …
Yvonne De Carlo?
Betty Page
Bettie, but yep
Who wants to open up a combo business venture,
offering a donut shop with a weed dispensary?
We could call it Glazed and Confused.
Or a weed dispensary and a bomb disposal unit, called Dazed and Diffused?
I like the name, but I don’t like the business’s long-term prospects. . .
“Do I cut the red wire or the green one?”
“Who cares, dude? Just cut one and see what happens.”
Or a weed shop and battered women’s shelter?
Call it Dazed & Abused…
Glazed and Confused is good. There’s one in St Paul called Dabbler Depot. Donuts + THC + booze + coffee. The only thing they need to add is cardboard boxes for their customers to live in. I haven’t done weed for > 30 years. I’m confused enough.
If you ever go back, you’re going o be VERY pleasantly surprised!
Not until the great Sativas make a comeback. All anyone wants to grow is fast growing Indica, smells like rot and vermin, puts one to sleep, unlike the soaring,energetic high given more often by the long growing Sativa. Smells like a pine forest on a clear windy day. Most modern commercially available can barely be called Boo.
It’s called “small batch bourbon” for a reason. The same reason Indica is more popular than Sativa.
I myself prefer Sativa, however, the slower growing and less productive strain can’t compete on the basis of quantity with Indica. I’ve grown them both.
Consider ordering seeds from Amsterdam and growing your own. That’s what most connoisseurs end up doing. Otherwise you’ll end up settling for 2nd best. Find one you simply adore and then clone it using the sea of green technique for a never ending supply!
I’ll say this though…the Indica strains are much better for pain management than the Sativas. At least that’s my experience. It’s been a long time since I saw any Sativa.
The truth is they both have a place in life, and like women, I admire them all…though some more than others.
What they have these days will make you paranoid beyond your wildest dreams
Fear is a part of life. One that we all must master. You’ll never be a Jedi with that attitude, Joe!
:o)
Went to OK recently and stopped at a dispensary as Wife and I were curious. Ok does not sell good stuff to non-Okies, period…BUT they will sell stuff they say is a molecule short of the good stuff, which in OK is legal.
Ate some gummies and did feel something like high school for 10 minutes or so and then pounder headache.
Thanks tylenol.
It’s only good if you have to ignite it.
Making edibles is like rubbing your own hashish…a HUGE waste of weed! It’s great if you have the time and resources, but it’s still wasteful at the user level. I did it a couple of years when my harvest was especially bountiful. No one could figure out where I was getting my kick ass hash from. It never occurred to them that I was making my own!
Good times!
Banana Republic Bingo Card
Biden admin tasks DHS with gaining control of the free space–occupied mainly by white men who contribute to Friday Fail–before those anarchists bring down the country.
That game was too easy, blacked out the whole card before it even started
Burn an American flag, and they call that free speech.
Burn a Pride flag, and they want to make that a hate crime.
Can you smell the hypocritical double standards they squat and drop onto our living room carpet?
There’s already a man serving a 17 year sentence for burning a faggot flag.
There’s already a man serving a 17 year sentence for burning a faggot flag.
More likely, it is a fake story published to get people to self censor.
I suspect.
If you destroy your own property…it is not a crime. If you destroy another person’s property, it is.
NEITHER deserve a 17 year sentence. Paying for the flag and a minor punitive cost are as much as should be levied (unless of course you endangered people – like setting afire a flag on a home at night while everyone was asleep).
That is a feature of “hate crime” legislation. It allows prosecutors to add on charges for something as innocuous as destruction of private property.
Split the difference and wipe your ass with it before you mail it to the mayor.
Oh, deer!
They drank the Tranny Fluid
They went full tranny, everyone knows you don’t go full tranny
Oh my gawwd.
That could be a season limit with one shot if some areas of ….whatever
I think
Miss Yana Ruppel.
Russian.
Hat tip to The Hostages
Rupple’s ruffling my gonads.
Those are some bustin’ flowers…
Hat tip to Odie for this one…
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’ Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that Helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.’
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, ‘Esther, I’m 85 Years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.’ To this, Esther replied, ‘Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.’
The pilot overheard the couple and said, ‘Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take both of you for a ride, and if you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won’t charge you. But if you say one word, it’s fifty dollars.’
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, ‘By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed!’
Morris replied, ‘Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars.’
Gonna re tell that one.
While awaiting other FF pics and gifs here’s a musical interlude to tell TPTB to fuck their hats.
“When they want to silence you, it’s time to speak even louder”
-Riley Gaines
Okay, screw the sausage smoker; let’s get on with the show.
Toned for the bone
But she’s got all kinds of flesh covering her bones!!??
Your bone, not hers.
We still outnumber those rainbow girls with their downvotes.
Kin of Dr. Jill?
Camo Cootchie! Is THAT what Biden keeps tripping over? You’d think he could smell it!
And my final contribution according to my planned participation. I’ll just sit back, enjoy my coffee and enjoy your contributions.
1. Find an image and right mouse click and select “Copy Image Link”
2. Come back to this site and “Paste” into the comment field.
3. Review the image link address and make sure it has a .png, .gif, or .jpg in the address somewhere near the end of the text. If so, Post Comment.
4. If not, find another image/gif that does.
5. No directly visible nipples, “lips”, pubes, etc. (although wet, see-through stuff seems to pass muster so long as it isn’t gratuitous and camel toe (meaning covered) is always welcome.). Not my site, so I don’t make the rules, but that seems to be the consensus – someone correct me if I’m wrong.
You’re not wrong, but that’s not exactly what I’m doing. All my links have a ? in the string. I start with that ?, highlight it and everything following in the string then hit backspace. It disappears and I post what’s left.
Dictators named Joseph who arrested their political opponents:
1. Josef Stalin – 1878-1953
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Yup it is such a bitch when you a dem. This cartoon is fake news, cause a feather would hurt worse
So we sailed beneath the waves
Till we found the sunken ship
And we joined them in the grave
In our homemade piece of shit
When the sub got in trouble, I immediately thought of David Bowie’s song, Major Tom.
Youtube
Too soon, dude?
Sarctire:
“Investigators searching for clues to the submarine’s “catastrophic failure”,found that the CEO had read and downloaded a copy of “The Titanic: the Fraud that Keeps on Giving by Miles Mathis” two years ago, and had a shortcut to the file on his desktop open.”
http://mileswmathis.com/titan.pdf
not a fail…
Oops, overlooked one on my list. Sorrry.
Tell me she doesn’t look like a trafficked teen female.
This one simply may not show, you might have to copy and paste (when I do, it goes right to the photo. But doesn’t seem to want to post here.
it’s no use; I may as well not have bothered.
https:// entertainme.whatfinger.com/wp- content/uploads/2023/06/ Front-Roe-by-Louise-Roe-.jpg
There, just delete the intentional spaces and copy and paste them into a search bar.
Nope, still not working. Sorry guys. She looks very young, like maybe 13, but made up for sleezy underground sex buyers of young pro services.
Michelle Phillips was hot once.
She’s gone the way of all California dreams.
She damn sure WAS.
Compare to:
Olivia maintained her spark all the way through.
…Time is vicious, lifestyle doesn’t help.
MY GOD…THAT’S actually her.
Michelle Obama was never
It was always a nig
We all get old eventually Skippy.
Only if we’re lucky, or so I’m told. I’m old. I don’t recommend it.
WTF is that?
…experiencing too many technical difficulties posting memes again…
Pick me up, brudders & sisters…
Carry on.
& enjoy your weekends.
Cheers!
Stay Classy, Japan!
Stay ginger, Ireland.
….Too late, in another couple generations, my ancestors would be foreigners.
Stay inked you dumb vapid kunt.
I meant to put one up for you this week, FFO…See you next week…
Very nice, until the tats.
We’re definitely Out of Africa now!
and let’s STAY THERE…
Always the bellybutton crap, no visible tattoos, at least piercings can be removed
That’s exactly what I need to spruce up my bathroom. I can just hear my wife; “Bob, you’re hogging the bathroom again. What do you do all day in there?”
Bathrooms used to be such boring places! I’ma have to start using the ladies room!
many of those “ladies” carry a gun in their purses!
A penny for your thoughts, my dear.
And an even hundred for a toss on that mattress
Hell, I’ll give her a dollar!
Come fly away with me in my Vimana.
one fag, one jealous fat lady?
One of them can’t grow a head of hair and the other one has a broad midsection.
1 more try…if Musk’s platform allows it…doubtful…
Might be early, but we’re missing a few Friday regulars, like nkit.
Ladies and gents. . . it’s sundress season
I love sundresses on gorgeous women. On Dylan Mulvaney or General Milley, not so much.
I always wondered WHY we put pictures of beautiful women in the Friday Fail…and then it dawned on me. These are the ones we FAILED to nail…so far.
“C’mon, you apes! You wanna live forever?” – Johnny Rico
I always enjoy a good Heinlein quote.
Paradise FOUND!
You get a line ,I’ll get a pole. We’ll go down to the crawdad hole, honey, baaby, mine!
If that’s the only tat, hell, yeah!
FF Poll of the Week.
That the Ukrainian offensive has failed will surprise few here. The Biden admin and their globalist masters have fucked up everything concerning the war. They’ve lost the war itself, but more importantly, they’ve lost the larger geopolitical and economic war. So what’s next? Will these morons:
Commit NATO troops to the war and lead us into WW III = thumb up
Give up on Ukraine, blame it all on Trump, immediately drop the war from the news cycle to cover their failure and humiliation, and move on to their next fuckup = thumb down
Their goal is the destruction of the U.S. and Russia. So WWIII is the best bet.
Yes
It is all going as planned……
The establishment wants the war to continue as that is where the profit is . Check out the Blackrock undercover video courtesy of James O’Keefe
If I win the lottery I’ll travel to Amsterdam’s red-light district to fuck away the entire pot.
That’s just entertainment. Find the video of the blown up lawn mower which sent the blade back and removed the guy’s leg.
True redneck would have shot down the debris, just saying
Tannerite ain’t kids stuff
Come over to my place to get hammered he said. Bastard.
That sucks dude just messed his texas shorts
You mean when his scrotum exploded?
Ahhh … just the basic life necessities …