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33 Comments
Dr. Zedder Strangelove
Dr. Zedder Strangelove
November 14, 2022 3:41 pm

Didn’t the car care?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Dr. Zedder Strangelove
November 15, 2022 2:51 am

Embrace the suck, friend.

Dr. Zedder Strangelove
Dr. Zedder Strangelove
  The Central Scrutinizer
November 15, 2022 2:14 pm

Perhaps if the car said “oops”, Pardon me or “sorry” every once in a while . People will embrace the sucking sound of their skull being ripped off their body by rando berserk Teslas, holding up to 4 virtue signaling hostages inside. 😉

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
November 14, 2022 3:51 pm

And Amazingly, no lawsuit will be entertained.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Glock-N-Load
November 15, 2022 2:55 am

C’mon, man! Are you not entertained?

B_MC
B_MC
November 14, 2022 4:10 pm
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
November 14, 2022 4:15 pm

But stuff never happens like that at DNC gatherings or similar.

Yeah, please put these everywhere on the road. It isn’t dangerous enough out there.

Dr. Zedder Strangelove
Dr. Zedder Strangelove
  MrLiberty
November 14, 2022 5:38 pm

A Pfizer Tesla full of LGBT Clowns looking to jab kids, seems pretty dangerous. Or a party you want to join. Your choice.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
November 14, 2022 4:21 pm

One kid chokes on one broken piece of something in a Happy Meal and its the headline in every paper and on every news program. This happens to the world’s best selling EV brand and nobody gives a shit at all…..despite the fact that it could and has happened here too (though maybe not as horrific).

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
November 14, 2022 5:20 pm

Plus, Musk never loses.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anonymous
November 14, 2022 10:13 pm

They can’t have him lose. He controls ALL of their cars…..LOL

Iggy
Iggy
November 14, 2022 4:25 pm

The world has gone mad lol.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 14, 2022 4:26 pm

It used to be old people doing this shit. Stomping harder on the “brake” as the car accelerated wildly. Progress! Now we don’t even need the old people.

Good thing those machine gun armed Boston Dynamics type robots will never go nuts like this……

I am unclear here. Was the dipshit who bought the car in it and using “auto-park”? (I hope)

Or did they send it off to park unmanned?

CCRider
CCRider
November 14, 2022 5:07 pm

When did parking a car become a lost art? I was doing it in my early teens. Lazy bastards.

Dr. Zedder Strangelove
Dr. Zedder Strangelove
  CCRider
November 14, 2022 5:42 pm

My car auto parks. Its an early Nineties. 20km/h, slight right, full E-Brake, hook to the left enjoy the ride.

Boogieman
Boogieman
November 14, 2022 5:17 pm

Holy crap, a self driving, runaway lithium bomb on wheels, what could go wrong. The left will be the death of us all. Nice work Elon, you have made some powerful enemies, murder charges in 3,2,1.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Boogieman
November 14, 2022 5:21 pm

Ban assault cars!

Iggy
Iggy
  Boogieman
November 14, 2022 7:58 pm

When Russia runs out of Iranian drones they might want to look into Elon’s ev drones.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
November 14, 2022 5:34 pm

The battery compartment should be equipped with a sprinkler system for emergencies like this. It catches the Tesla on fire and only kills the driver (oops & occupants).

Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos
  lamont cranston
November 14, 2022 9:27 pm

Maybe that’s not such a good idea: did you see the footage of the EV’s in Florida blowing up once the batteries got wet during Hurricane Ian?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Captain_Obviuos
November 15, 2022 2:56 am

I would very much like to see that.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
November 14, 2022 6:40 pm

But selling raw milk needs SWAT teams to protect the people.

Why is everyone in Sandusky riding bicycles?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  hardscrabble farmer
November 14, 2022 8:02 pm

Gunning down the village to save it from raw milk.

Aunty Vaccine
Aunty Vaccine
November 14, 2022 7:50 pm

As Trump says it, “CHI-NAAH!”, maybe the old “floor mat on top of the accelerator pedal” trick, or prolly pushing the go instead of the stop pedal, so pushes harder on the go. Basically too stoopid to be driving & operating anything bigger than a bicycle.

the woodsman
the woodsman
November 14, 2022 8:16 pm

This is a message to Elon Musk or a hit on whoever was driving it. Cabal hacked the car and took control. Nothing is as it seems.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  the woodsman
November 14, 2022 10:50 pm

Highly likely. The ol’ Michael Hastings.

Cedartown Mark
Cedartown Mark
November 14, 2022 10:02 pm

I hope AOC’s Tesla doesn’t get any ideas like that.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
November 14, 2022 10:14 pm

What did this driver have on Hillary?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
November 14, 2022 10:51 pm

Are we 100% sure Jay Leno didn’t have a Tesla in his giant car garage? Because I’d bet he owned at least ONE Tesla. He owned one of everything else, except maybe a Gremlin.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
November 15, 2022 2:54 am

On the up side, the acceleration was quite impressive. The AI, however, seemed to have a bit of a ‘tude. It’s reported the last thing the AI was thinking before its kamikaze run was “fucking mopeds. I hate ’em!”

Dr. Zedder Strangelove
Dr. Zedder Strangelove
  The Central Scrutinizer
November 15, 2022 2:17 pm

Oops, sorry Mr. Moped. Musk’s bad.

samthere403
samthere403
November 15, 2022 4:59 am

Any modern car can be hacked and made to do this. See whatsherface from a couple months ago and others before that. Somebody in that car made an enemy of a powerful person.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 15, 2022 7:39 am

But, But…

(f)elon IS a Genius! Just ‘tick off’ his list of Accomplishments!

On the Backs of we tax donkeys.