Democrats Worried Republicans May Take Lead Beyond Margin Of Cheating

Via Babylon Bee

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U.S. — As Republicans continue to expand their leads in polling across the country, Democrats are worried that the leads may soon grow beyond the normal margin of Democrat cheating.

“Yeah, normally our big-city vote harvesting machines and slimy election procedures are good for a bump of a few percentage points, but Republican poll numbers may have even grown beyond that,” said a visibly nervous DNC Chair Jaime Harrison, (they/them). “I don’t understand why people care more about feeding their kids than they do about voting in literal mega-MAGA, far-right, Nazi, alt-right, white supremacist, Nazi, fascist-adjacent Nazis. It could be the end of democracy!”

DNC operatives are hoping to close the gap by promising free abortions and gender-affirming care, as well as by sending tons of unsolicited emails to millions of voters begging for more money to save Nancy Pelosi’s job.

Democrats warn that if Republicans gain control of Congress, it will be the end of democracy until the next election in 2024.

At publishing time, Republicans had gone up another 7 points nationally.

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10 Comments
Jobrok obiden
Jobrok obiden
November 2, 2022 7:18 pm

Yeah yeah like it matters. Wings of the same bird. If you disagree then please tell me what meaningful changes for the good occurred when your favorite team was the majority. The lesser of evils is still evil and not a valid choice.

Hal P
Hal P
  Jobrok obiden
November 2, 2022 9:37 pm

I do agree but give me my cheap fucking gas…

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Jobrok obiden
November 3, 2022 8:22 am

We overturned Roe V. Wade.

ursel doran
ursel doran
November 2, 2022 8:27 pm

This video of Obama, the Anointed One, being shouted down big time in a rally by the crowd chanting,
“F..k Joe Biden” may well be a significant indication of a turning point in our current “Tragic Comic Opera”.
He seems to be unable to believe that the crowd is not still worshipping his royalness!

Obama the arrogant saintly God of the Demorats, cannot believe he is being shouted down by the cursing of the Demented Fool he stole the election to put into office!

Biden and Obama NEVER buy their own gas or groceries as they are sucking off the government teat with servants doing all their necessary chores and thus are totally isolated from the real world of $5-$6 gasoline and the doubling of grocery prices.
Obama is now a capitalist multi-millionaire with several multi-million dollar houses he got from his government salary.

“You can screw over some of the people some of the time but when the government is screwing over ALL the people ALL the time there will be a blowback.”
Watch the look on his disbelieving face.

James
James
  ursel doran
November 2, 2022 8:30 pm

Well,tis a start that I can appreciate,that said,we still have a long way to go!

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
November 2, 2022 8:38 pm

When the Republicans win both houses a couple buddies of mine – and a few relatives – will be dismayed and angry. I relish the small joys in life. I’ll do a little shit-stirring by telling them “now we can work on getting the Supreme Court to reverse that gay marriage crap”.

Speaking of that, talk about a total waste of pussy: https://nypost.com/2022/11/02/miss-argentina-and-miss-puerto-rico-reveal-they-got-married/

Iggy
Iggy
  Iska Waran
November 2, 2022 8:45 pm

They just saved a few guys 20 yrs of child support,alimony and hell,not all bad.Pussys good but not that good lol.

Jayrockstone
Jayrockstone
November 2, 2022 8:42 pm

Before I looked to see the Babylon Bee source for the article, I believed it, lol. Truth be told, that may very well be the case.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
November 3, 2022 9:03 am

That is what happened in ’20 forcing them to shut down counting in some key cities so they could turn to plan B. They ALWAYS have a plan B for winning. There are truckloads and suitcases full of completed ballots stashed in the same cities as before.

Bullwinkle
Bullwinkle
November 3, 2022 2:53 pm

The “Government” ALWAYS wins the Game.
Stop playing.