WHAT’S IN THE BOX??!!!!

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19 Comments
TN Patriot
TN Patriot
December 23, 2021 3:07 pm

Is this one of Nickelthrower’s displays?

Ghost
Ghost
  TN Patriot
December 23, 2021 3:16 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Ghost
December 23, 2021 3:25 pm

That’s what my wife says! I disagree.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
December 23, 2021 3:53 pm

I am so glad that Admin is back to his usual (s)elf.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 23, 2021 3:55 pm

Unfortunately, Barbie is woke, and wants to punish her father, so already had Dontavious here warming up in the back bedroom before Mr. Elf showed up (many apologies):

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Bob P
Bob P
December 23, 2021 3:55 pm
Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
  Bob P
December 23, 2021 5:05 pm

At Christmas time SNL seems to accidentally stumble into funny skits. This is one of their best along with the Schweddy Balls routine.

But what are the chances that these skits would see the light of day today.

B_MC
B_MC
December 23, 2021 3:59 pm

Bad Elf and Chucky having a grate time together…..

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  B_MC
December 23, 2021 4:19 pm

So I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

motley
motley
December 23, 2021 4:13 pm

I guess ‘someone’ is feeling a little bit better ????

Mr. Obvious
Mr. Obvious
December 23, 2021 4:38 pm

A little plastic PENIS!

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
December 23, 2021 7:16 pm

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Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos
  Glock-N-Load
December 23, 2021 10:51 pm

Since we’re at this point in the story, I have to admit I’ve ruined the sheets in a motel room before, because the girl I was with didn’t tell me she was on her Natural week. We were not amused. But getting in the shower solved that problem!

Judge me all you want. I know some of you have done a lot worse than that. With non-living things, too.

LIARS! 😀

Llpoh
Llpoh
December 24, 2021 2:21 am

My first guess was going to be Stuck’s teeny weenie, but that box is way way too big. So I got nothin’.

Stucky
Stucky
  Llpoh
December 24, 2021 2:26 am

Hey, Chief! Just wanna wish you a MERRY CHRISTMAS from the bottom of my heart.

Also, could you send me your address? I’d like to send you this book as this year’s present.

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I'll Never Tell
I'll Never Tell
  Stucky
December 25, 2021 10:58 pm

I always had 6th period gym because I was a good athlete ( my nick name was Muscles) but something needs to be done about the open air dressing out and showers that clearly reveal what a guy has or has not got between his legs. Posters should be prominently posted explaining that some men are smaller when not aroused but become nearly normal when aroused, and it is in very poor taste to ridicule your fellow athletes should one have such an imperfection; because the ladies will make that unfortunate situation unbearable enough for him.

Stucky
Stucky
  I'll Never Tell
December 25, 2021 11:10 pm

That’s the most compassionate explanation of Small Dick Syndrome that I have ever read.

You Da Man!!!

Stucky
Stucky
  Llpoh
December 24, 2021 2:31 am

I am going to enter this contest in your honor.

BADA BOOM!!

It’s fucken late bro. 2:30AM

So, good night, buddy!!

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Stucky
December 24, 2021 5:45 am

Good night, Stuck!