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English soccer?
That was hare raising!
That thing with the KFC bucket was hair raising.
Not Bidone or camela
Bob P breaks another puck.
Puck you for being addicted to your screen.
Honey, remember our SUV? It’s now a hatchback.
Oh No! She’s on to us!!
Rock salt time….
One of these things is not like the others.
I guess sometimes they actually do come with the car. Who would’ve thunk it?
Could give a lady a lift
And still dreaming about another pussy…
That cat can keep a beat.
Krusty The Clown’s real world cousin? Where’s the loopy ramp? When can we see that stunt performed and LOL over and over again?
Future fun with vasoline.
I still have the black mark on my pipes from a girl that did that 25 years ago.
(’81 GSX 1100)
Rat Salad.
The Prisoner, last episode… being terminated
you are old…
INFORMATION!!!
I guess nkit just asked her out.
must be the socks
Doggie style: you’re doing it wrong.
What this words mean? It’s been so long since I saw some!
Nice Murder Hornet Home you got there.
Here’s a murder human home:
It’ll take a little more than carb cleaner to burn ’em outta there….
Carb cleaner and a match with fix ’em right up.
Looks like somebody’s feet sticking out the back, so it probably wasn’t hungry anymore anyway.
In an emergency like that, NEVER open the car door. wtf?
Bridges of the third world.
I’d rather do this than get the “shot”!!!
Crybaby!
That’s what happens when you try pissing in outer space!
Hit n’ miss….
bandsaw braindead
$1000 check in the envelope…
If you brought your 12 GA you could have fixed that problem.
demoncrat covid policies.
He should have waited for her to finish the wax job, it may have tasted better
He should have applied the wax in his mouth to her thighs.
Why is she putting chip dip on her legs? Congress wants to know.
He’s also friends with ticks, gnats, mosquitos, flees, and tapeworms.
My future son in law did this for my daughter to help her down to the river to propose. She’ll treasure that forever. On the other hand, I proposed to my wife in the family room. I really am romantically clueless.
It’s the thought that counts, Bob
I’ll bet the shots of whiskey after the proposal was nice though.
Step one in the making of the infamous Goose Sauvignon Blanc; capture fermented white goose.
Today I think I’ll be duckup!
there’s always one in the crowd
Clown needs to lose his job.
Why? He was signalling the homeowner he has one package today only…
The new stemware glasses are here.
That’s that Aussie rapper, isn’t it?
Did he just do a Michael Jackson crouch grab?
Yoo, Joey, was up bro.
The tiny but deadly blue ringed octopus has enticed another victim.
First contact
Please remove shoes and leave by the Entrance. Then fall to you knees and grovel.
Horizon-based camera make the gif awesome.
“Didn’t we tell him no pictures? Let’s get’m guys!”
“The Tom and Jerry Reality Show”, to be aired directly after “Survivor” .
fumbler
That’s why we’re here, f.f. is the BEST!.
He’s so entertaining when that Rottweiler gets in the yard.
WHERE’S MY CATNIP!
It was all fun and games til Harry took his special briefcase to the IRS audit.
Then it really got fun.
Want one!!
WTF, full auto—.
One trigger pull one fire…… semi-auto…..
Karma?
Now he’ll stop.