In Mail-In Impeachment Vote, Senate Convicts Trump 8275 To 3

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a historic move, the U.S. Senate decided to switch to voting by mail for Trump’s second impeachment trial. After all the votes were counted by an intern in a back room with no cameras, the Senate ruled to convict President Trump of incitement to violence by a vote of 8275 to 3.

“Our holy democracy has spoken,” said Senator Chuck Schumer. “Do not ask any questions or you are a blasphemer against the sacred sacredness of our vote. Everyone can go home now!”

A couple of troublemaking Senators attempted to overthrow the Constitution by bringing up the point that there are only 100 Senators, making it impossible to arrive at a tally of 8275 to 3, but they were quickly removed from the Senate Chambers and condemned for “attempting to suppress the votes of people of color.”

The Senate then moved on to other business, passing universal healthcare by a margin of 320,000 to 4.

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4 Comments
Joe
Joe
February 10, 2021 5:54 pm

It’s funny in a not so funny way. Kinda like old standup comedians.

Best of Luck

Joe

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 10, 2021 6:12 pm

Uhh , Oh , OK … can I get my check now ?

snailholm
snailholm
  Anonymous
February 11, 2021 10:01 pm

Yes, but soon it won’t be worth the paper it’s printed on.

KaD
KaD
February 10, 2021 8:12 pm

https://beckernews.com/2-it-turns-out-the-democrats-hatched-their-trump-incitement-narrative-nine-months-before-the-capitol-riots-36573/

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