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Serious sea legs…I’d be hurling.
LSD 101
Time to go buy a lotto ticket.
John Kerry getting his Purple Heart.
CCP warrior carp.
dumbell
He just wants to play.
Which means he’s still mostly cub … and look at the size of him
One cool dog!
A greyhound whipping cats
Never hire a Mexican driver.
R. Petty school of bus driving.
find the snake
Once you find it it’s obvious…but it’s hard to find.
Damn copperhead. It will sit right there motionless until it tags you.
I worry about my dog.
Part one of the two-part game for blondes.
Bobcat trying to catch some “Chicken of the Tree”.
Bad-ass squirrel to mess with a cougar – but ya need to know your limitations.
Can’t decide if it should be captioned: “Grace under pressure” or “paybacks are a bitch”
Results are what you expect. Consequences are what you get.
She must be standing in the “fantasy” section of the library.
Sex ed section
I’ve been jabbing this for an hour, Coach Bob.
You still need more practice.
Put your butt into it – now that’s power
We’d see alot more girl-on-girl action in the ring if they dressed and looked like this.
The sexiest stool to ever come out . . . never mind. That’s just too gross.
I’m just gonna let YAJ answer that.
good stuff
Now check under the counter
She could sit on my shoulders so she could reach for ….. whatever…
does my ass make this thong look fat??
Hey Hunny, check out my new ping-pong paddle.
That’s some funny fuckin’ shit Eh, Robbie? Seriously, that’s out there. Not too far from home eh? Thanks for sharing.
About 20 miles across the water from Lismore!
Methinks Granny is the best character of the bunch.. I find it hilarious listening to her swearing like a sailor..
I been to P.E.I. During Old Home Days in Charlottetown. We had inside baseball tours of the back roads and got to meet many locals right in their kitchens. Sorta like kitchens I remember in New England towns in the 60’s. Met a lot of people through our Harness racing connections and I still order some stuff from a guy I met at his shop one day and then by coincidence was paired with him on golf course the next day many miles away.
So, Palmolive will clean poop off a Plover? Who knew?.. I haven’t cleaned a Plover in eons..
“who doesn’t poop in the dunes”
Sorta like Red Green only in P.E.I. with plenty o cussin.
I love a”pogey summer!”
At the end Grannie sez
“Now eat your fucken potatoes”
Hilarious!
Darwin Award material
You’ll shoot yer eye out kid!
When William’s son forgets to wear his apple hat.
Proving once again that anything can happen and why it’s important to get off the grid.
Proving once again that anything can happen and why it’s important to get off the planet.
I get it. because he got hit by a grid.
shoulda wore a helmet
He had a hard hat, but it didn’t seem to help.
Reminds me of the scene in The Day After Tomorrow:
Proof; Awnings hate scooters.
…………but that’s revealing.
Suicide bomber bloopers are the best.
Taco Bell lawsuit #3729.
Would like to do a bit of pink pearl diving on that.
I said heel, boy.
Trump waves a $1200 check and all the suckers come running.
What it feels like when my wife offers me sex.
[ds] meets PDJT.
Now THAT’S choreography.
Forget synchronized swimming. I vote we put that in the Olympics
See the teeth flying?
Why goober now milks goats.
Good Stuff nkit!
Sure glad to be Passing Thru!
God bless America.
That grain bin behind her will be full of oil in a month.
WOW!!! This made my day . Thanks nkit. Love your take on what’s important in life.
I think that is T4C.
mmmmmmm walleye
Imagine the protrusion on those babies. brrrrr.
Uh huh, speaking of puppies….. how is the gang? I love the smell of puppies
Thanks for asking Blaine, 9 pups doing great, growing so fast. Mom tired as hell, but, yes, the smell of puppies cannot be beat. Of course, they will start shitting within a week, so that smell will change soon. Opening eyes and walking soon. So. Damn. Awesome.
Happy for you..Enjoy..
Well done as always nkit. You always make my Friday. I forgot to log in when I posted today so mine are all under Anonymous, it’s up to you all to figure them out.
Good job Doc. You are a big help as is the entire crew. Thanks.
Blaines dream girl
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Blaines wife
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keepin’ the kitchen clean, good girl.
https://www.thechronicleherald.ca/news/provincial/covid-19-causing-chapped-hands-says-sydney-dermatologist-444734/
Honey boo boo cleans house. Finally.