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nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:42 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 1, 2020 3:05 pm

Serious sea legs…I’d be hurling.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 3, 2020 4:35 pm

LSD 101

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:43 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 1, 2020 3:06 pm

Time to go buy a lotto ticket.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:44 pm

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TC
TC
  nkit
May 1, 2020 2:27 pm

John Kerry getting his Purple Heart.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 3, 2020 4:38 pm

CCP warrior carp.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:44 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 1, 2020 1:59 pm

dumbell

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:45 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 1, 2020 4:20 pm

He just wants to play.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
May 1, 2020 5:25 pm

Which means he’s still mostly cub … and look at the size of him

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 2, 2020 2:05 pm

One cool dog!

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:47 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 1, 2020 2:01 pm

A greyhound whipping cats

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 1, 2020 2:44 pm

Never hire a Mexican driver.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 3, 2020 4:42 pm

R. Petty school of bus driving.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:48 pm

find the snake

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 1, 2020 4:18 pm

Once you find it it’s obvious…but it’s hard to find.

TC
TC
  nkit
May 1, 2020 5:26 pm

Damn copperhead. It will sit right there motionless until it tags you.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  TC
May 1, 2020 6:55 pm

I worry about my dog.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 3, 2020 4:49 pm

Part one of the two-part game for blondes.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:48 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 1, 2020 3:08 pm

Bobcat trying to catch some “Chicken of the Tree”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 2, 2020 2:08 pm

Bad-ass squirrel to mess with a cougar – but ya need to know your limitations.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:51 pm

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Unparticular
Unparticular
  nkit
May 1, 2020 1:25 pm

Can’t decide if it should be captioned: “Grace under pressure” or “paybacks are a bitch”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 1, 2020 10:41 pm

Results are what you expect. Consequences are what you get.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:52 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 1, 2020 3:38 pm

She must be standing in the “fantasy” section of the library.

muscledawg
muscledawg
  MrLiberty
May 2, 2020 9:59 am

Sex ed section

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 1, 2020 2:45 pm

I’ve been jabbing this for an hour, Coach Bob.

You still need more practice.

Zipr
Zipr
  nkit
May 1, 2020 6:03 pm

Put your butt into it – now that’s power

muscledawg
muscledawg
  nkit
May 2, 2020 10:36 am

We’d see alot more girl-on-girl action in the ring if they dressed and looked like this.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 1, 2020 2:46 pm

The sexiest stool to ever come out . . . never mind. That’s just too gross.

nkit
nkit
  Bob P
May 1, 2020 2:57 pm

I’m just gonna let YAJ answer that.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 1, 2020 5:37 pm
nkit
nkit
  YourAverageJoe
May 1, 2020 6:50 pm

good stuff

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:57 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 1, 2020 1:46 pm

Now check under the counter

muscledawg
muscledawg
  nkit
May 2, 2020 10:23 am

She could sit on my shoulders so she could reach for ….. whatever…

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:58 pm

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muscledawg
muscledawg
  nkit
May 2, 2020 10:22 am

does my ass make this thong look fat??

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 3, 2020 5:08 pm

Hey Hunny, check out my new ping-pong paddle.

RiNS
RiNS
May 1, 2020 12:59 pm
nkit
nkit
  RiNS
May 1, 2020 3:59 pm

That’s some funny fuckin’ shit Eh, Robbie? Seriously, that’s out there. Not too far from home eh? Thanks for sharing.

RiNS
RiNS
  nkit
May 1, 2020 4:47 pm

About 20 miles across the water from Lismore!

Methinks Granny is the best character of the bunch.. I find it hilarious listening to her swearing like a sailor..

Ben Lurken
Ben Lurken
  RiNS
May 1, 2020 5:13 pm

I been to P.E.I. During Old Home Days in Charlottetown. We had inside baseball tours of the back roads and got to meet many locals right in their kitchens. Sorta like kitchens I remember in New England towns in the 60’s. Met a lot of people through our Harness racing connections and I still order some stuff from a guy I met at his shop one day and then by coincidence was paired with him on golf course the next day many miles away.

nkit
nkit
  RiNS
May 1, 2020 7:00 pm

So, Palmolive will clean poop off a Plover? Who knew?.. I haven’t cleaned a Plover in eons..

RiNS
RiNS
  nkit
May 1, 2020 7:36 pm

“who doesn’t poop in the dunes”

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  RiNS
May 1, 2020 4:29 pm

Sorta like Red Green only in P.E.I. with plenty o cussin.

I love a”pogey summer!”

RiNS
RiNS
  Auntie Kriest
May 2, 2020 2:43 pm

At the end Grannie sez

“Now eat your fucken potatoes”

Hilarious!

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 12:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 1:05 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 1, 2020 4:13 pm

Darwin Award material

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 1, 2020 5:43 pm

You’ll shoot yer eye out kid!

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 3, 2020 5:14 pm

When William’s son forgets to wear his apple hat.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 1:06 pm

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Undeniable
Undeniable
  nkit
May 1, 2020 1:31 pm

Proving once again that anything can happen and why it’s important to get off the grid.

Next Stop Willoughby (EC)
Next Stop Willoughby (EC)
  Undeniable
May 1, 2020 1:52 pm

Proving once again that anything can happen and why it’s important to get off the planet.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Undeniable
May 1, 2020 7:38 pm

I get it. because he got hit by a grid.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 1, 2020 2:27 pm

shoulda wore a helmet

Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
May 1, 2020 2:47 pm

He had a hard hat, but it didn’t seem to help.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 1, 2020 3:55 pm

Reminds me of the scene in The Day After Tomorrow:

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 3, 2020 5:17 pm

Proof; Awnings hate scooters.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 1:07 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 3, 2020 5:21 pm

…………but that’s revealing.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 1:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 1, 2020 2:16 pm

Suicide bomber bloopers are the best.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 3, 2020 5:23 pm

Taco Bell lawsuit #3729.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 1:10 pm

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muscledawg
muscledawg
  nkit
May 2, 2020 10:20 am

Would like to do a bit of pink pearl diving on that.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 1:10 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 1, 2020 2:29 pm

I said heel, boy.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 1:11 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 1, 2020 3:57 pm

Trump waves a $1200 check and all the suckers come running.

muscledawg
muscledawg
  nkit
May 2, 2020 10:19 am

What it feels like when my wife offers me sex.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 3, 2020 5:28 pm

[ds] meets PDJT.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 1:13 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 1, 2020 10:52 pm

Now THAT’S choreography.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 1, 2020 10:58 pm

Forget synchronized swimming. I vote we put that in the Olympics

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 1:13 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 1, 2020 3:11 pm

See the teeth flying?

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 3, 2020 5:32 pm

Why goober now milks goats.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 1:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 1:15 pm

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RiNS
RiNS
  nkit
May 1, 2020 1:24 pm

Good Stuff nkit!
Sure glad to be Passing Thru!

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 1:15 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 1, 2020 3:11 pm

God bless America.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 1, 2020 8:59 pm

That grain bin behind her will be full of oil in a month.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 1:18 pm

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muscledawg
muscledawg
  nkit
May 2, 2020 10:17 am

WOW!!! This made my day . Thanks nkit. Love your take on what’s important in life.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 1:20 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
May 1, 2020 10:44 pm

I think that is T4C.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 1:21 pm

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Zipr
Zipr
  nkit
May 1, 2020 6:18 pm

mmmmmmm walleye

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 1:22 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
May 1, 2020 3:48 pm

Imagine the protrusion on those babies. brrrrr.

Blaine
Blaine
  ILuvCO2
May 1, 2020 7:02 pm

Uh huh, speaking of puppies….. how is the gang? I love the smell of puppies

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Blaine
May 1, 2020 10:35 pm

Thanks for asking Blaine, 9 pups doing great, growing so fast. Mom tired as hell, but, yes, the smell of puppies cannot be beat. Of course, they will start shitting within a week, so that smell will change soon. Opening eyes and walking soon. So. Damn. Awesome.

nkit
nkit
  ILuvCO2
May 1, 2020 11:13 pm

Happy for you..Enjoy..

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 1:22 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 1, 2020 2:43 pm

Well done as always nkit. You always make my Friday. I forgot to log in when I posted today so mine are all under Anonymous, it’s up to you all to figure them out.

nkit
nkit
  Cow Doctor
May 1, 2020 3:07 pm

Good job Doc. You are a big help as is the entire crew. Thanks.

nkit
nkit
May 1, 2020 3:14 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 1, 2020 5:48 pm
Blaine
Blaine
May 1, 2020 6:19 pm

Blaines dream girl comment image?itemid=4664159

Blaine
Blaine
May 1, 2020 6:24 pm

Blaines wifecomment image?itemid=13028792

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Blaine
May 1, 2020 10:37 pm

keepin’ the kitchen clean, good girl.

Mix
Mix
  Blaine
May 3, 2020 5:45 pm

Honey boo boo cleans house. Finally.