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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 10, 2020 3:39 pm

Bad Orange Man stops masks at Canadian border saying Canadians aren’t as important as American chocolate bunnies! Story at six.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:17 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:40 pm

Quarantine night out

lurking looker
lurking looker
  nkit
April 10, 2020 7:25 pm

Some would say not all the trash went into the bin.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 11, 2020 2:56 am

Tramp stamp ruined it.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 11:02 am

self•-right•eous sĕlf′rī′chəs►
adj. Smugly or unduly sure of one’s own righteousness.
adj. Exhibiting smug or unwarranted confidence in one’s own righteousness.
Righteous in one’s own esteem; pharisaical.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:18 pm

RiNS, you in there?

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 10, 2020 3:12 pm

Peek a Boo Boo.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 11:04 am

“Where are all the white women at”?

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:19 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:41 pm

Judges call a no score…missed him out of the chute.

Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
April 10, 2020 3:27 pm

That you plying your trade in the GIF, cow doctor?

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  Bob P
April 10, 2020 5:19 pm

I prefer crawling on top of a fence or squeeze chute with patients like that. Plus, I’m no good at hand stands.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 11:08 am

Just not the same effect without 3D glasses on.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:21 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:41 pm

The Hills are alive…

TC
TC
  nkit
April 10, 2020 2:55 pm

It’s that time of year- better check her for ticks.

Bob P
Bob P
  TC
April 10, 2020 3:00 pm

I volunteer to go inch by inch.

lurking looker
lurking looker
  TC
April 10, 2020 7:27 pm

Checking for ticks is fine, but searching for chiggers means you look closer and it takes a lot more time.

TC
TC
  lurking looker
April 10, 2020 8:15 pm

No worries, I wouldn’t let her anywhere near downtown. Oh, you said chiggers.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 11:11 am

Julie Andrews, “NOT”!

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
April 12, 2020 5:34 am

Looks like she’s walking naked around a golf course.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:22 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 11:17 am

Not a twins fantasy, Oh well I’ll have to suffer through it.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 10, 2020 3:02 pm

The only Latin we need to know: nippilius erectilius.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 10, 2020 8:56 pm

There used to be a no nipple rule way back in TBP day. I am glad it is apparently rescinded.
ILuvCO2

nkit
nkit
  Anonymous
April 10, 2020 10:51 pm

totally covered…

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 11:19 am

Think PINK.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:26 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 10, 2020 4:25 pm

No tattoos or piercings…nice.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 11:21 am

Belly button copycat.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:27 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 11:25 am

Think plaid.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:27 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 11:28 am

Underboobalicious

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:29 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 10, 2020 4:26 pm

I’d grouper

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:29 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 11:32 am

That’s one strong beautiful blonde babe!

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:32 pm

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Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  nkit
April 10, 2020 4:42 pm

Goliath groupers….have they lifted the no fishing ban?

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
April 10, 2020 8:58 pm

Damn Jewfish, they control everything!

nkit
nkit
  ILuvCO2
April 10, 2020 10:53 pm

You think this is bad? Hitler killed millions of them at Autzfish……

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 11, 2020 3:02 am

A lot of people actually can’t understand why I like to go fishing down in the Keys.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
April 10, 2020 2:36 pm
nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 2:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 10, 2020 3:15 pm

Take one. I dare you.

DinCO
DinCO
  nkit
April 10, 2020 6:36 pm

Friend long ago had a pair of dobies – named Dante and Bitch. He sure got odd looks from people in the park when he’d call them.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 3:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 10, 2020 3:16 pm

Tree felling

Pequiste
Pequiste
  nkit
April 10, 2020 3:26 pm

Isn’t that week four field exercises at Canadian Special Forces training?

DinCO
DinCO
  nkit
April 10, 2020 8:01 pm

Hey! We forgot the fire on the OTHER side of the tree. THAT’s why it didn’t work!

For sure! For sure!

Ok, let’s try it again.

Zipr
Zipr
  nkit
April 11, 2020 2:58 am

Worst part is they never learned the first time – reverse and repeat

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 11:38 am

Libtards.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 3:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 10, 2020 3:29 pm

I almost missed the tree behind that lizard.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 3:04 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 10, 2020 3:18 pm

I thought I was at ground level . . . and suddenly I was.

Zipr
Zipr
  Bob P
April 11, 2020 3:02 am

We’ll never know if the roof support was strong enough

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 11, 2020 11:40 am

Libtards.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 3:05 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 10, 2020 3:20 pm

Too bad Pete Buttigieg’s sister never told him that.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 3:05 pm

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DinCO
DinCO
  nkit
April 10, 2020 6:33 pm

Just hope it wasn’t extra hot Hatch red chile in that tamale.

nkit
nkit
April 10, 2020 3:31 pm

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DinCO
DinCO
  nkit
April 10, 2020 6:31 pm

Or, before that. Or, oh never mind…..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 11, 2020 3:08 am

nKit, if ever there was a time that this sort of stuff was needed, it is now. THANK YOU!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 11, 2020 10:36 am

Thanks for the redheads…

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
April 10, 2020 7:14 pm

nkit,
Thank you again for another fine Friday.

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