What I want to do is write like Doug. Instead, all I do is throw up videos. But this one is so spot on that I just have to do it…again. You can see how upset Sargon is about the lies that are being told. And you can see that they are lies. How is this not exactly the same thing as the wall, which is already being built and is already being climbed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgToZXtv6hY
What I want to do is write like Doug.
I wish I’d gotten as much play as Snoop Doug got in middle school. Or even a little.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbI2TS0fW4Q
Common sense is not any governments strong point.
That was a great video. No wonder Sargon has been de-platformed. Common sense is dangerous.
What I want to do is write like Doug
I think if this the case, you actually need to write like Hollywood Rob first. practice practice practice as it is said,Writing at all well is one of the hardest things to do with any consistency.
That said, thanks for the video, its well worth paying attention to.
I wanna write like doug,
Learn to pose the prose quick,
Words that make the monkeys talk so long
it makes Admin’s donatometer tick and click!
Words that impart meaning
with a bit of punditry…
Words that make me feel just like I feel on TBP!
I wanna write like Doug…
Hahahahahahahaha… Uncola, I could not help myself.
Sing along with Huey…
LOL
Funny.
I haven’t viewed the video yet and just now checked the comments. It’s like reading whispers in a hallway.
I can’t explain it, but every 5-10 days for the past 2+ years I just get warmed by what our female Brit calls the “holy fire”. Happened again tonight. I was going to send a funny text to my offspring about a bad movie we watched over break but, now, still going viral. I started writing and I think it might be a piece.
I don’t know what it is or how long it will last. It’s hard to explain other than its happening
Rob..
If you take this negatively it’s because you chose to.
First, do what Splurge said.
Next, don’t wuss out halfway through and post a video. Poor me, it won’t be good enough and they’ll kick my ass so I’ll just post somebody else’s stuff.
Next, ask someone to read it and give their opinion. Mary C did. I did. I never thought Bob Gore would take the time to read and critique My War. I also expected (wrongly) huge rejection but I believed in what I was writing so I said so what, Damn the Torpedoes.
Next, don’t try to put a new dress on a shopworn meme. Cookie Cutter Rap Stars end up pinch hitting in Karaoke Clubs in Billings MT.
Offer an uncomfortable solution with your gripe or something like that to separate you from the guy in Billings.
If you’re not proud of it don’t post it until you are.
Get Doug’s email and get his input.
That should get you started.
Baggs. You missed the point. The post wasn’t about me writing. It was about Sargon’s video…which Spluge actually recognized and liked. But thanks for the constructive criticism, although I didn’t really get the part about rap stars and Billings.
You said you hate yourself because you want to write like Doug but end up posting videos. Splurge said to first write like Rob. I just added what I learned from speaking for 40 years.
The reference to Billings was a polite way to say the video was just more of the same outrage videos about as original and interesting as the Karaoke singer playing in a bar in Billings hoping to be seen.
The replies you got are the equivalent of Mercy fukks.
Baggs, you are more perceptive than I gave you credit for. You might be worth reading after all.
I wrote a cheap insult to Robbo, suggesting he could stick to writing porn scripts: ugh, oomph, gaw… I did not know he was so fragile or I would not have stepped on his ingrown toenail.
Keep trying, Robbo!
Sigh. You know baggs there really is no reason to be such an asshole. Well no, I take that back. Your 40 years of talking must mean that either you are sixty, and didn’t start talking until you were twenty, that’s the one I am going for, or you started talking when you were about one like most humans and that means that you are 40. Either way, as Qui Gon Jinn told Jar Jar Binks, the ability to speak does not make you intelligent. My intent in posting the video, perhaps you watched it, was to show how the British government lies to their population to panic them into doing the wrong thing. Maybe if you had spent more time listening, and less time talking for those 40 years you would have seen that Sargon was having none of it. What the creepy muslim was saying on behalf of the government was clearly lies and he was being called on those lies. Not that you could do that, you only talked for 40 years you didn’t make any videos, but at the very least you could, just possibly see that your government lies to you in exactly the same way. Maybe you could get up from your ratty recliner, put down the miller light, and contribute to the discussion. It would be much better than making snarky comments about Billings and rap stars who apparently in your world sing in Karaoke bars. I really wouldn’t know never having been to Billings or in a Karaoke bar. About both I will have to rely on your own experiences.
Oh and it’s a pity fuck. A mercy fuck is something all together different. Not that either would be a bad thing.
Rob.
I watched half and it was more old crap. We already knew what he was saying.
You’re a fukkkin sniveller. Oh dear I hate myself. Only pussies wine like that. Just like yesterday when you posted that stupid survey. There were 2 replies so I felt sorry for your sorry ass and waded through 6 pages of questions and four more very boring pages hoping to find the meaning and finally said screw it I’m not interested.
So now I’m an asshole because you forced a straight forward answer. You esteem yourself too highly. You want respect for something you only think about doing but haven’t done yet. Like write or post a video of something interesting with substance. I work hard at being an asshole. Your’s is congenital.
Baggs, your hard work is certainly paying off.
Rob..
There you go again with old news.
You may remember recently a guy with a 9th grade education wrote an article here that drew high praise from the likes of HSF, Uncola, R. Gore and Stucky, some writers of note plus most of TBP.
This article ha 13 replies, 6 of those are you and me and 2 are EC telling you to try harder. 1 more was a mercy fuk from Maggie. Blaming me won’t change anything.
And it’s mercy fuk. In 71 years you’re the first one I’ve seen use pitty fuk.
Baggs, maybe it’s a regional term.
A mercy fuck would be like when the chick is too ugly for your taste but she needs it badly and your a gentleman.
A pity fuck is what I got one last time when the chick was cutting me off but felt sorry that I was heart-broken.
As you might expect, it was pitiful.
EC…
I had mercy fuk in mind as in the post was fugly and she thought maybe some good nooky might help raise his self esteem enough for him to man up after that and go for it.
However, now that you explained it I was pity fukked twice that I know of and you’re right, it ain’t good nooky .
I have to say that you make it really hard to support the contention that TBPers are in the top ten percent of the bell curve.
i’ve always heard pity fuck & mercy flush but what do i know,i’m just a poor redneck–
now you 2 boys quit your fighting,we’re on the same side–
i meant flea & rob,not you,you’re always trolling–
not sure the clip applies,how old is rob?
I knew that, Mr. Gunderson
70 yesterday
you really are an old effer,aren’t you rob–
happy bday–
The reason that May and the Conservatives are betraying the British people is that they are owned lock, stock and barrel by the globalists/banksters/Rothschilds/Deep State. They are TRAITORS and must be indicted for high treason. The scare tactics that are being used won’t work because thanks to the internet, the cat is out of the bag and we now know who the real enemy is. And if I was a member of the Treason Lobby, I would be getting out of Dodge before the Sheriff arrives to arrest all the gangsters and outlaws. The Tower of London is about to become very crowded.
“The scare tactics that are being used won’t work because thanks to the internet, the cat is out of the bag and we now know who the real enemy is.”
That is the truth and one of our brightest hopes! Big Tech has to be broken up or at least backed down from their censorship tactics and block chain technology brought to the web to further protect the 1st amendment.
Rob- I took the wrong turn at Albuquerque once, left myself open and everyone took a pot shot. I lived through it (obviously) and my skin toughened up like the armor on a tank. Keep writing, even Uncollated gets raked over the coals , even lynched on ZH occasionally.
Remember the time Uncola wrote an article that was more like James Joyce meets William S. Burroughs and the folks on ZH riddled his ass and left him like a plucked chicken on the side of the road?
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And here I thought it was Edgar Rice Burroughs, and they left him like a violated chimp on the side of the road. Perspectives……hmmm
Edgar wrote Tarzan. I meant the author of Naked Lunch.
I myself dished some of the plucking. And his writing is far better than it was back in those days. That was actually the point that I made in the simple little paragraph before the video. We should all strive to be a bit more eloquent.
I knew what you meant varmint..
I knew that you knew. It is hard work trolling people who are too sharp. However, it gave me an opportunity to plug that mess of a film. I finally got over the disgust I felt about Human Caterpillar and began to muse about a political application.
Then I went on to more sickening fare about the end of the world and how starving folks might one day bid for the shit of rich folks; you know, the way dogs think cat shit is edible.
Yeah, it’s the reason I stick to cheap humorous comments, some of my dark ideas are not fit for sharing here.
My dogs overwhelmingly agree that cat shit is , well..the cat’s ass…I raised them better..