11 Flags Planted Along National Mall To Represent Average Biden Rally Attendance

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a moving display of support for incoming president Joe Biden, eleven flags were planted in the National Mall to represent the average number of supporters he was able to round up for a rally during his campaign.

The spectacle made a powerful statement to the nation, showing everybody just how amazingly popular and beloved our new president is.

“This is about how many people would be here if D.C. weren’t locked down,” said an inaugural team member as he solemnly planted a flag into the grass along the National Mall. “Look at this beautiful display of support for the most popular president in history! Truly a beloved president and spectacular leader.”

The flags were appropriately socially distanced and roughly looked like bored rally attendees watching Biden ramble incoherently. Many witnesses say the flags actually looked a little more lively than a Biden crowd, since they at least could flutter in the breeze and weren’t able to fall asleep.

At publishing time, seven of the flags had been stolen and three others had been knocked over.

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6 Comments
TN Patriot
TN Patriot
January 21, 2021 3:52 pm

He did manage to get a crowd of more than 25,000 to attend his coronation. 99% were wearing BDU’s.

KaD
KaD
January 21, 2021 5:47 pm

https://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/it-starts-seattle-fire-will-go-door-to-door-to-adult-family-homes-administer-covid-19-vaccines

Workers Get Sonic ‘Dog Collars’ To Enforce Social Distancing

Armie Hammer, Cannibalism and the Sickness of the Elite

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2021 5:52 pm

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Hal P.
Hal P.
January 21, 2021 5:57 pm

Oh I thought it was the age he likes his girls

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
January 21, 2021 6:11 pm

These flags give me an idea. Let’s plant these flags on all the graves containing Biden voters. What a show of patriotism that would be.

Tr4head
Tr4head
  Trapped in Portlandia
January 22, 2021 9:59 am

I think thats what those flags are all about.